Ogres are like onions (Reaction)

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Donkey: Example?

Shrek: Oh... Ummm... Onions! Ogres are like onions.

"Well I'll be damned-"

Donkey: They stink?

John snorted.

Shrek: No-

Donkey: They make you cry?

"I love this more than life, and I don't love this, haha-" Peggy laughed awkwardly.

Shrek: No!

Donkey: If you leave them out in the sun for too long, they turn brown and grow little white hairs-

Shrek: NO! LAYERS! OGRES HAVE LAYERS? ONIONS HAVE LAYERS!

"Why doesn't he just compare himself to cakes or... Parfaits!" Lafayette exclaimed.

"I love me some parfaits." Philip grinned.

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