I'm Logan's kid bro with the Disney channel flow
"Beautiful way to start." Charles huffed.
"What's Disney Channel?" Seabury asked. "Disney sounds like some thing that takes dark stories and making them for kids. Ew."
By that I mean my rap skills suck that's obvious tho
I made a song so goddamn bad it's Friday status
It makes all of Jacob's music sound like Grammy winning hits
Philip shivered, "Oh God..."
Everyone began to have Sweatshirt and Hit or Miss flashbacks.
Yes, they react to things when you're not looking. Got a problem with that?
Yea we're like a semen stew
"What the-"
Can't get whiter than us dude
"Racist. FUCKING RASCIST."
This is team 10 bitch we the zero talent crew
Who are all these no name kids?
Nobody has a clue
What do any of you do?
Leach off your Logan fame!
I'm so famous rich and cool
Hey man why are we called team 10?
It stands for my IQ
His lyrics prove that is true!
"I could of told you that two seconds ago..." Peggy mumbled.
Since I'm popping on YouTube
I'll make crappy music too
With horrible flows and rhymes
Kit Kat's got more bars than I do
Couldn't think of a name
Creative like Logang
So I just added an ER
After Paul
Wow that's lame!
Mentally I am eight
Maturity no way
I'm Mickey's f#ckboy slave
This song just gave you AIDS!
"....Welp, time to go to the doctor." Alexander muttered.
None of us can flow
Talent? Not here yo
Without my big bro
My sub count would be zero!
You know it's Nick Crompton
And my Mom's Mary Poppins
"I feel offended!" King George whined.
No I can't rap and yes I do not fit in
England is my city yes I really am that dumb
"We need a teacher on isle 3."
I think England is a city
"Now that's just stupid-" Hercules snorted,
My jacket and pants guarantee I get no pussy
"Just get the cat, you're an adult." Philip blinked.
"Haha, so innocent."
Two months ago I wasn't potty trained
But now I got some fame
From riding Jake's nuts without him I'm washed up
In 24 months I'll be mopping up floors like damn dude
I shoulda stayed in school!
"Tell me about it-" King George remarked.
When they ask me what to do I'm 100 percent stumped
The sad truth in 10 years I'll be in AA
With all of my team 10 mates
This song's a crime and we all should be locked up
Jake you gotta
Stop grabbing your Disney nuts!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, can we switch the language?
"FRENCH?!"
[Translated from Spanish:]
Yes! Now we can talk shit
"Shit, it's Spanish." Lafayette grunted.
About Jake and his song and he will not know
By this point, Alexander and John were just translating the best they could.
We did not want to do this
But Jake forced us
And he's taking all our money!
"You stealer."
Someone please save us we beg you
This music blows and Jake is a douche
He's like our Donald
"WHOO, GO TRUMP! MAKE THAT AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, THOMAS."
He burned both of our visas
And now we're stuck
In team 10 please kill us both!
"Okay!" John pretended to grab a gun and shoot the screen.
None of us can flow
Talent? Not here yo
Without my big bro
My sub count would be zero!
Yo it's Tessa Brooks
Blah blah blah I'm Tessa Brooks
I rap about Panera
"I'm disappointed in females in the future."
"That's sexist."
Blah blah blah I'm Tessa Brooks
Wait hold on guys guess what?
My name is Tessa
Something smells bad
It's coming from Jake's butt?
"....What the Fu-"
It's coming from my butt!
"WHAT THE HELL, HE JUST SHIT THE BED AT THE BATTLE OF MONMOUTH." Alexander screeched.
"EVERYONE ATTACK!"
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Hamilton Reacts {Retired}
RandomSo basically, comment something you want the Hamilton characters to react to. You can do Songs, videos, Historical Events (I'll find a passage about that event and credit the source) Pictures, and pretty much anything. (When no one has a suggestion...
