(A couple of these will be dedicated to people! Also, I'm doing an art and fanfic contest. If you create art or a fanfic, tag me in it and if I like it, I'll have the gang react to it!)
[Intro: J Pee]
J Pee baby, yup, yup
Yeah, you know what it is
Check this shit out man
Check it out, Check it out
Check it out, yeah
"I'll check this shit out once you get your song intro shit together, Man." John spat.
[Verse 1: J Pee]
Chillin' with my homies at the Home Depot
(Home Depot)
Buyin' screws and nails, manly shit you know?
"Well, screw this."
"Shut up, Thomas."
(You know?)
My homie says to me "What kind of drill you want?"
(He asked me)
So I said I wanted one right in the ass
"...Well, shit. Isn't anal painful?"
"Yep."
What?
[Hook 1: J Pee]
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
"Keep telling yourself that."
It was a joke guys, come on
I'm not gay
I like vag more than a pornstar scandal
But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle?
"YASSSS-"
[Verse 2: J Pee]
Playin' tackle football with my homies in the park
Had to wrap it up cause it was gettin' dark
(Gettin' dark)
The other team was looking straight scary as shit
(Ooooo)
But my quarterback, he ain't having none of it
(He ain't scared)
He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at
My priority job was to protect the sack
(Okay)
So fourth down, he bends over and yells "Hike!"
So I went and grabbed his balls!
"Did they feel good...?"
"JOHN!!"
"Whaaaat?"
Uhhh...
[Hook 2: J Pee]
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm just doing my job, step off
I'm not gay
It's not like I was purposefully tryin' to feel them
(I wasn't)
I just care about the safety of your future children
"No children for you. I'll kick you in the balls."
"John, No."
(Godfather)
I'm not gay, I'm not gay
Quit telling me that, man
I'm not gay
Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled, son
P.S. I didn't know that you were so well hung~
A giggle spread the room and all eyes went on the freckled revolutionary.
[Verse 3: J Pee]
Strollin' with my homies in West Hollywood
(Hollywood)
Wasn't my idea because I'm not gay
"Mhmm."
Dude walks by me with his shirt off, and I was like
"Damn bitch, you fine!"
"L I C C. DAMN, BOI! YOU FINE!"
"John, stop trying to lick me." Alexander rolled his eyes.
...Fuck
[Hook 3: J Pee]
I'm not gay guys
That ain't me
I'm just comfortable with my sexuality
So I can admit when I see a guy
Who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes
And a rock hard chest, and rippling abs
And the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves
And those bulging quads, and the perfect body
By now, John was drooling.
And ohh my god, take your pants off
"Alex, take your pants off."
"John, I'm married."
Um..
Fuck it
[Hook 4: J Pee]
I'm gay
I'm fucking gay
I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling "Hey!"
"I don't do that." John lied. A lot of things go on in his room.
I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt
"A-"
"Don't. Even. Think. About. It."
(That's me)
And when you turn around and look at me I'll be like "What?"
Yeah!
I'm gay
(I'm gay)
I'm hella gay
I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday
"What's a Zac Efron and what's a movie?"
And normal self expression doesn't suit me either
That's why my degree is in musical theater
"THE SUN WILL COME OUT, TOMORROW-"
Burr had a look that read, 'Kill me pls'
I'm so gay man...
"So, he's happy? Good for him."
"DID YOU NOT LISTEN TO THE WHOLE FUCKING SONG, PHILIP?!"
"WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF MY CHILD, BITCH-"
"Dad, I'm nineteen-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, PHILIP."
YOU ARE READING
Hamilton Reacts {Retired}
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