Paul: CAAAAAAARL! We're supposed to be on vacation!
Carl: I don't know about you, but I am having a wonderful time here.
"Seriously, Paul needs to chill." Hercules huffed obliviously.
Paul: You toppled a South American government, Carl.
Carl: The people have spoken. VIVA LA RESISTANCE.
"I feel inclined to punch something." Lafayette claimed, smiling inhumanly.
Paul: You pushed the resistance leader into a giant fan.
"What the fuck...?" James mumbled.
Carl:He was a traitor and a scoundrel.
Paul: He was trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant fan.
John snorted.
*Foot kicks inside Carl's stomach*
"OH GOD-" Philip screeched.
Carl: Oh, that was a foot. I appear to have swallowed an entire person.
Paul: That would be the hotel bartender.
Carl: Well, that explains why my mohito is taking so long.
The room was completely silent.
Paul: It was horrifying. Your mouth unhinged like a snake.
Carl: Wow, that sounds pretty awesome.
Paul: I can't go anywhere with you, Carl.
Carl: That hurt my feelings. Now we're both in the wrong.
Paul: I wanna go home. We're leaving.
"Pfff-" He snickered.
Carl: In that case, I should probably mention that I filled our luggage with orphan meat.
Burr, Lafayette, and Alexander exchanged each other very disturbed looks.
Paul: What.
Carl: Well, I'm building a meat dragon, and not just any meat will do.
"....Holy-"
Paul: You know what, forget it. I'm not even shocked anymore.
Carl: Aw, that's no fun.
Paul: This has become the norm for you, Carl.
Carl: I'll have to try harder next time.
Paul: Please don't.
Carl: I feel like I've been issued a challenge.
Paul: CAAAAAARL
"ALLLLLLEXXXXX-"
"Shut up, John."
Carl: It's too late now... You.
Paul: You?
Carl: I totally don't remember your name.
Paul: We've known eachother for 3 years, Carl.
"GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, CARL."
Carl: And what an impression you've made.
Paul: My name is Paul.
Carl: What.
Paul: I said, "My name is Paul."
Carl: Oh. I thought you were a woman.
"STOP ASSUMING HIS GENDER, CARL-" John screamed.
Paul: Why would you think that?
Carl: Mostly the Hat. Are you sure?
"True though. The hat."
Paul: Of course I'm sure.
Carl: Well, If you'll excuse me, I've got some pictures I need to delete from my computer.
"Carl, you dirty, violent, deranged sociopathic llama." Lafayette mumbled.
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Hamilton Reacts {Retired}
RandomSo basically, comment something you want the Hamilton characters to react to. You can do Songs, videos, Historical Events (I'll find a passage about that event and credit the source) Pictures, and pretty much anything. (When no one has a suggestion...
