The Romans (In Alphabetical Order):
ADELAIDE "ADDIE" ROSALINE THOMPSON
Forever pessimist that prefers to be on the safer side (to an extent). Oblivious to who she actually is. True beauty that lies on the outside.
JEAUS "HOUSE" SANTIAGO LEFEBVRE-CHÁVEZ
Candid conversations with captive commiserators. Obvious secrets and Things unsaid. Younger than most. Lots of sweating.
MARGOT "MAG" HENRY ELISABETH FALCO
Dancing beneath sprinklers because why the hell not? Selfish attraction and punk-cuts-in-orange. Keeper of Altneu. Follows the capital 'r' Rules.
QUENTIN "Q" ALTNEU
Not-love and confusion. Wanting to kiss girls whose lips aren't yours. (Issues with phrasing). Documentarian of the Many Multitudes.
SANDY "ANDY" ROBERTS
Professional narcissist with no common sense. Crosses lines and owns it like a boss. Prone to extreme obsessiveness.
The Douchelords, -ladies (In Order of Appearance):
AMY "PUNK CUT" SHIN
하는 일은 잘 돼가, babe?
JOEY CASTALANO
Two words: Fucking. Bitch.
AUDREY ROBERTS
She's only good at two things: giving advice and getting laid.
HANS VAN DIJK
So you hate my fucking guts, huh? How's that working out for you?
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The Starving Children Want Ice Cream
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