Black Panther

Welcome to me

 Hi, I'm Jo. I'm 20 years old and am rather... Different. I am a shapeshifter. So far I turn into a black panther, a black wolf, and a black cat. No I have no idea why I only turn into black animals. It's kind of weird because I look like I'm constantly wearing face paint, but I guess I do always dress in leathers and stuff so... Maybe next time I'll get a purple unicorn. By next time I mean the next time I get a new transformation. They don't occur very often which I'm very glad about, because they HURT LIKE HELL. It is an excruciating burning that travels all the way through you... Sorry, got carried away. Anyway, I don't know why I am this way, all I know is that someone called Crockery, Crotrick or something - I just call him Mr Madman - is trying to capture me because of it. I will then be dissected. Fantastic. No wait, dissection whilst alive is called vivisection. I learnt that from one of the robots that Mr Madman sent to try and capture me. Who says violence isn't educational... Well no-one but you get my point.

  Dammit, I got off track again. I do that a lot. I was telling you about myself wasn't I. Right well, let's just do a summary;

I am 20.

I am a shapeshifter.

I dress in black.

I am obsessed with Black Veil Brides and find Andy really attrac-.... Never mind.

I am being tracked by Mr Madman.

And finally, I have an *insert swear word of your choice* sense of direction.

 So there you go, me in a nutshell. But all this useless information is probably not why your here. Your probably here to hear my story so, here you go...