Black Panther

... Her!?

 I had finally got the guys ready and mildly presentable when we were hurried out the bus by MTV's security. They proclaimed that I wasn't allowed to follow the band inside the building. I explained that I'm their personnal security, but they didn't believe me. However before I could tell them in extensive detail all the ways I could kill them with a blunt, rusty spoon, Andy reached between them and pulled me inside the building.

 Inside the building, there were plenty of people dressed in fashionable clothing, that wasn't ripped or burnt like mine. 'Fancy' I thought.

"Hello!" said a boy man, probably about 20, with brown hair and brown eyes. I chuckled to myself, knowing this is the exact type of guy Scarlett would be into. Scarlett is my best and (until previously) only friend. She is twentyone January 23rd and has black hair with red highlights. She helped me escape the vivisection, and we both have the physical and mental scars to prove it. She shifts into a snow leopard, a seagull and a black and white wolf.

"Hey! You're that guy aren't you! I'm Jo. But I'd better get back to watching the band before Andy breaks his ribs again. See ya!" I yelled running out, proud of myself for not just ignoring him and actually having a (slightly one-sided) conversation.

 I relaxed in the dressing room, watching the guys do their final preparations, and no. I was not looking at shirtless Andy applying war paint... That much...

 When it was time for the guys to get on stage, I tossed Andy his shirt, took away Ash's and dragged the band to their seats.

"Now remember, If you guys win, I don't want you insulting people again. Do I make myself clear?" I asked. The guys nodded, but I felt that they would do it anyway.

"The winner for this year's lead male award goes to... Tommy Knight! For his part as Tom in Stiches." The crowd cheered and shouted as the brown haired guy from earlier walked onto the stage.

His acceptance speech went something like this:

"Thank you for this award..." Yadda yadda yadda... "It really means a lot..." Blah blah blah... "I had many worthy competitors..." I bet you did... "I also want to thank the people who voted for me..." Mate, I didn't even know you existed until half-an-hour ago... "... and I would finally like to thank my girlfriend Scarlett, without whom I would have never auditioned..." Wait, Scarlett? Weird.

It went something like that. I wasn't paying too much attention, I was busy trying to call a halt Jake and C.C.'s foot war with Andy holding my arms back in case I accidently knocked one of them out in blind fury. I was also making snide comments in my head about every acceptance speech. Frankly, his was the nicest. You didn't hear what I thought about that poor 'Beaver' boy.

"...and the award for best heavy metal band of 2013, is... Black Veil Brides!" There were cheers and a few groans but the band got out of the seats and walked onto the stage.

Their speech went something like this, (cover your ears kiddies!):

"Haha! I bet a lot of you motherfuckers didn't want us to win! Well guess who should've voted..." Oh lord... They took everything I said and twisted it horribly. We are having a serious disscusion when we get back. "I bet you fuckers..." I ended up simply blocking them out, feeling that it was a very bad time to be their personnal security guard and having to protect them from assassinations.

 After a very long speech filled with swears and abuse the guys descended from the stage and returned to their seats.

"We are having a serious discussion back on the bus. In fact your're lucky that we are in public, otherwise the 'Brighton Terror' will have took a bus and come to the MTV Awards." I threatened, watching as they shrank down in their seats. I had to admit, Andy looked very cute, all curled up in fear like that...

 After the award ceremony, I dragged the band back on the bus and sat them down.

"Now, I am very disappointed with you all. I warned you that insulting people, is only going to make my job more difficult and essential..." I began, and after a very long speech which could be summed with 'Don't do that again, or you'll need security to protect you from your personnal security.'

"However, you did win the award, and I'm very proud of you for that. So well done, and I have already booked us a table at dominoes to celebrate." 

"What if we didn't win?" asked Ashley.

"In that case I would just say that it's to try and cheer you up." I answered. After a very dangerous bus journey where we probably got about seventeen speeding tickets, I parked the bus and we all agreed that I should never drive again. Ever.

 Entering Dominoes, I spotted Tommy Knight again, and next to him was a girl with black hair... With red highlights. She was my Scarlett. I knew it, but I had to wait for the right moment.

"Hi, we have reserved a table for six, under the name Rodug." I said to the welcome lady. She led us to our table, and I couldn't get a clear view of the girl I thought was Scarlett anymore.

"I didn't know you had a surname." whispered Andy.

"I don't." I smirked. We sat with Jinxx next to the window, the Andy, then me next to the aisle, then on the other side of the table it went C.C. next to the window, then Jake and finally Ash opposite me. We all ordered about five large pizza's. One for Jake, and four for the rest of us. When the food arrived, Jake claimed his as the rest of us took slices from the other pizza's. The guys all dug in, while I picked up a pizza slice, studying it closely until Andy took it from my hands and fed it to me.

"Better? Don't think to will murder you now?" he asked.

"I was actually checking for poison, but yeah, it was good." I said, grabbing another slice. I heard Andy breathe 'Sure you were...' So I took a bite out of his slice. He looked like he had been slapped! Feeling like a horrible person I fed him the slice I was holding and promised him that we'd watch Batman later, hoping that he wouldn't cry. We carried on eating until I saw Scarlett and Tommy start to walk out the restaurant. I quickly stood up and followed them outside. I watched them, Tommy had his hand around my friend's waist, as she gripped his hand, like it was her lifeline.

"Scarlett honey, what have I told you about talking to strangers." I called. She stopped and slowly turned around. She saw me and made her classic cheesy grin at me. Knowing that it was really her, we opened our arms and started running towards each other, both acting like it was in slow motion. The second we got close enough we both held out our fists and managed to punch each other in the face. 

 This was our casual greeting and we both knew what it meant. No corny shit. Laughing we stood up and had a proper hug. While Tommy and Andy both looked at each other, wondering what the *insert swear word of your choice* was actually going on...