Black Panther

Andy, what did you just do?

 "Morning Jo." smiled Andy, as he leaned over me.

"Morning." I said sleepily. I sat up, waking my head on the roof of the bunk and flopped back down. I looked around. I was in Andy's bunk. I then used both my feet to push him onto the floor. "You fucking bastard!" I yelled.

"We didn't I swear!" pleaded Andy.

"Then why am I in your bunk?!" I screamed.

"Scarlett and Tommy are on the sofa! Besides, your still in your clothes from last night!" he reasoned. I looked at myself and sure enough I was still in my edited Black Veil Brides shirt and ran-over-gravel black jeans. I checked the sofa, and sure enough, the still sleeping Scar was cuddled into the still sleeping Tommy. I was surprised they slept through our yelling.

"Sorry hon..." I sighed, pulling him onto his feet and kissing him.

"No problem. Anyway Jo, I've planned something to celebrate your birthday." said Andy, breaking the kiss and smirking.

"I just wanted a quiet night in." I groaned.

"Trust me, you'll love it!" said Andy, bouncing up and down. I laughed shaking my head and walking to the shower. I had managed to figure this one out already. After a warm shower, I got dressed and walked to the kitchen so I could watch Andy try to flip a pancake. Notice the word try. 

"So where are we going and when?" I asked.

"It is a surprise, and it's at..." he paused before stumbling to the fridge and hastily sifting through all the notes. "2:30pm." he smiled triumphantly.

"Right then." I said, going off to play Skyrim on the Xbox. Ignoring the happy sleeping couple I started to play. It had become boring. Once you reach level 65 you can kill your enemies just by looking at them. I decided to start a new game.

 After making my way to level twelve - I don't waste time on the game, I just go around killing - I got annoyed at the town of Whiterun. So annoyed that I loaded my good game and laid siege to the town. I also called a few dragons in for assistance. Whilst definatly waking up Scarlett and Tommy, my maniacal laughter soon made me thirsty. I quickly hurried off to the kitchen area and grabbed a can of diet coke from the fridge. I put it down to sift through the papers on the fridge, so I could figure out the big surprise.

 When I felt I was close to finding it, a pair of hands covered my eyes. Now add surprise and shock, with my reflexes and history. I quickly turned around, acting on impulse and punched the culprit in the bridge of the nose, accidentally knocking him out. Looking at the person, I quickly realised that I had just knocked out Andy...