Black Panther

Did I tell you who my favourite band is?

 I walked into the car park, wondering where the *insert swear word of your choice here* I had landed my self this time. I walked round to the front of the building, then sprinted back and hid behind a wall. Black Veil Brides was walking out of the double doors to my left. I looked around and noticed their tour bus. They were gonna walk around, and see me next to their bus! No way in hell that that's happening, I don't wanna risk going fan girl on them, then ruining my chances of ever being their bodyguard! (Yes, that's what I want from life.) I quickly shifted into a black cat and merely sat there. I would never have considered leaving, I wanted to see them in person. 'No one will notice an innocent cat!' I thought triumphantly.

"Wait, so who wants which pizza again?" asked a familiar voice. I looked round to see what I had already predicted. The Black Veil Brides were walking past where I was standing a few mere moments before, whilst Jinxx took orders from Andy, Ashley, Jake and C.C. concerning what they wanted from dominoes.

"Hey look, a cat!" said Andy.

 I froze, '*insert elongated swear word of your choice here* they're gonna see me. This is gonna be so awkward. Just act like a cat. Act like a cat! HOW DOES A CAT ACT?!?!?!' Is what went through my mind in a few miliseconds.

"Hey there little guy." cooed Andy, reaching down to tickle my chin.

'God no! This is wrong in so many ways!' My mind screamed. But I couldn't blow my cover, so I just purred and rubbed my head against is knee. 'I feel so dumb right now.' I grumbled in my head.

"Andy, come on!" Yelled Ashley.

'Thank you Ashley.' I thought, trying not to sigh in relief.

"Aaaw, but he's so cute! Can we keep him?" begged Andy.

'NO! Someone say no!' I prayed, 'Wait, he?'

"The cat probably belongs to someone Andy, and no, even if we do get a 'band pet' it will NOT be having a batman collar." said Jake.

'Bless you Jake, bless you...' I thought, practically in tears.

"Fine, fine." Andy said eventually, but still very reluctantly. He gave me one last stroke and walked back to the bus.

 After they had gone, I sprinted to the woods, on the other side of the car park and shifted back into human form, realising just how lucky I was. If they had brought me inside, I could have been discovered as a shapeshifter, or a crazed stalker fan. Shivering at the thought, I went round the front entrance to the building, just to see if there was a map inside or something. I was still hopelessly lost.

 I then noticed, by the till, a sign advertising some Black Veil Brides tickets. I knew I shouldn't go, it was too risky - my eyes stay exact same colour during my transformations you see - but then again, it's not like I was gonna run up to them and force Andy to look at my eyes and think about a random cat he saw on the streets in wherever-the-hell-I-was-town. 'It'll be fine, besides I need some relaxation time.' I thought, so using my money (I sell robot parts I scavenge from my battles to whoever gives me the right price) I bought the map, and a ticket to their show in Brighton tomorrow. 'Wait, how do I get to Brighton?' I briefly wondered. This'll be interesting...