Black Panther

Clothes shopping *shudder*

 Settling down, I curled up as my cat form, relaxing, knowing that today I could just relax...

"Jo. Why are you in the sink?" asked Andy, quickly taking my picture with his phone, assumably to put on twitter. In return I just yelled at him in cat. Roughly translated I said, "It was comfortable, but now I can't turn off the tap and I'm soaked."

"The sink's still on as well! You're soaked!" 

"Meow!" = 'Isn't that what I just said?' "MEOW!" I yelled as Andy picked me up out of the sink, turned the tap off and took me to the lounge area. Sitting down, he put me on his lap, so I shaked, purposely spraying him with water, and then I lay down on his lap and fell asleep.

 I woke up purring to Andy stroking the top of my head. "Wake up Jo. We're going shopping today! You need some new clothes." shouted Andy with glee. After I was pulled off Andy's lap, I shifted into my human form and lay back down on the sofa. "Come on Joooooo!" moaned Andy. I groaned and rolled off the sofa, on to the floor. Chuckling Andy tried to drag me out from under the table, but I quickly grabbed hold of the table legs.

"Are you two ready to go?" asked Ash walking in to find this:

"Jo! Let go!" yelled Andy.

"Never!" I screamed, as I held on to the table leg, as Andy tried to pull me off by my legs. C.C. and Jake ran over from the other room, as Ash joined in the fight to get me out the bus.

 After huge effort from the whole band, and several bribes insentives, I finally let go, which sent everyone flying to the other side of the room, except me who had landed on my feet.

"Get up you guys. I don't want this to be any longer then it has to be." I said, stepping over the small pile of men on the floor, all of whom quickly scrambled to their feet.

 I opened the door and Andy quickly rushed past me like an excited puppy, grabbing my hand and towing me to several different clothes shops.

FIRST SHOP:

"This skirt is nice." said Jake, holding up a black mini-skirt. I glared at him, and he slowly put the skirt back on the rack.

SECOND SHOP:

"Ugly, makes me look fat, wrong colour, too revealing..." The list of problems with the one piece of clothing that C.C. had found just goes on and on...

THIRD SHOP:

"This shirt is cute." I said, picking up a black t-shirt.

"See, I knew you'd find something you like!" said Andy, happily.

"No, not really. I was just humouring you." I said, putting the shirt back down, as Andy looked close to tears.

FOURTH SHOP:

"Ash, we are not going in there." I said to Ash, as he tried to drag me into Hollister.

FIFTH SHOP:

"Maybe-" began Jinxx.

"No, no she wouldn't." said the rest of the band, all worn down by the number if refusals I had given them. They have learnt well.

SIXTH SHOP:

"Hey, I like this!" I proclaimed, holding up pair of black skinny jeans, a new studded belt and a black tank top.

"No she doesn't. She's tricking us." said Andy, trying not to get the bands hopes up.

"Actually, I genuinely like this." I said, heading for the checkout desk. After paying for the items, we walked back to the bus, as Andy marvelled at the fact I had actually bought something.

 I went to Andy's bunk, got changed and came back out again, quickly tossing my other clothes into the wash.