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Chapter 1.Hello?

(Y/n)p.o.v
 

I had a busy day at work today I had to stay later but it was 12:00pm I got a taxi to work so that's just great I
have to walk home now (y/n)thought.

Nobody's p.o.v
As she got her stuff together grabbing her coffee and backpack she took pictures for a newspaper company it was one of her passions also she wrote stories she was happy that she could do as she pleased her boss was a friend of her's and that ment she was on her bosses good side she was always working but her boss always said she could take a break when ever she needed it she was very nice but (Y/n) always said "no thank you". And she liked being busy she didn't have a relationship with nobody so it made her job more easier anyway as she finished packing up and started to walk to her house that was on the other side of town the newspaper place was in the middle of town so she had to pass through the bad side of town she lived on the good part of town and it took forever to get to the good side of town she was wanting to go home and get in the comfort of her warm bed so she took some short cuts through the alley's when she walked in one she saw a guy stabbing another guy she gasped backing up as the man who had been stabbed and screamed falling to the ground and blood spilled onto the ground the guy who had a huge knife turned around he then ran up to her pushing her against the wall she dropped her coffee that spilled onto the ground and he had created a small cut not enough to kill her but enough to make her bleed and leave a small scar suddenly their heard a yell " LET GO OF THE SEXY LADY YOU BADGUY!"he said it was a dude wearing a red suit he kicked the guy a smirk could be noticed through the mask of his as he pulled out his gun popping a cap in the Guy's ass laughing (y/n) passed out slowly the red suited guy looked over at her as she passed out from blood lost

Deadpool p.o.v
I was just chilling on top of a building and I heard screams so since I was bored I wanted to see what the fuck was going on so I hopped across roof tops soon I saw in an alley a guy had stabbed another guy as he screamed out after that then there was a hot babe behind them watching with horror she gasped alerting the guy as he turned around he ran up to her she didn't react probably from shock he held her against the wall creating a small cut on her shoulder blood dripping from it she looked so sexy I had to save a total babe in distress so you know what I did-

Light Voice:WE BLEW UP THE GUY AND HIS GUTS WENT EVERYWHERE AND WE SAVED THE PRETTY PRINCESS AND WE GOT MARRIED TO HER LIKE HAPPY EVER AFTER!

Dark Voice:No. We jumped down kicking him to the ground and pulled out our gun and basically popped a cap in his head and she passed out.

He picked her up and went to his hideout once he arrived he sat her on his couch he looked at her breast then slapped his cheek softly "Bad Deadpool." He then went and got a bandaid and a cloth and wetted it he went back into the living room he then started to wipe the blood off with his cloth and he finished he put on the spongebob bandaid smiling "Good Deadpool." Then he backed up and went to go make some Chimichanga's old Al was gone shopping our something like that he waited till the Chimichanga's were finished the microwave beeped he pulled out the fresh Chimichanga's and went into the living room sitting down next to the lady who was passed out he stared at her peaceful face she had (s/c) skin it looked smooth and her hair was (curly/straight/wavy)hair and the color was (h/c) and her hair was (h/l) she looked good she was wearing black shorts and a black T-shirt with words spreaded across it saying Newspaper she had black converse on she had a peaceful look on her face I then looked away starting to eat and turned the TV on to a old cowboy movie
       

~Time skip brought to you by saggytits Jacob~

(Y/n) p.o.v

I woke up I looked around the person in red was next to me snoring a plate on his lap I looked around the place looked nice and comfy place an old lady walked in she had groceries she then said "Deadpool did you bring a friend over!?" The guy next to me sat up quick he looked at me and smiled under his mask like a child then said "Hello.....I'm not sure yet Al I kinda just saved her anyway ....I'm Deadpool." He said

I nodded softly "Um I guess thanks for saving me Deadpool I am (y/n) and were am I ?" Deadpool says "Mine and Al's house oh that's Al she's blind but a cool old lady." He said as Al walked into another part of the house deadpool said "Anyway you should stay here it is getting late and I don't mind a beautiful woman such as yourself to stay here for the night." He said excitedly

I then sighed "I guess I mean you saved my life I guess it would be okay also no funny business ". I said sighing and relaxed on the comfortable couch he nods happily " If you want you can sleep in my bed."he said a smirk on his lips under his mask I blush "Ummm I'm not sleeping with you I just met you!" I said he then laughed saying

"Who said I was gonna lay with you I'm laying here on the couch." I looked at him as he talked I blushed looking away "Okay but are you sure I mean I'm a guest I can sleep on the couch." He smiled "Nah Nada you can sleep in my bed I have made my choice also be careful with the cut on your shoulder it's gonna hurt for a while it was a deep cut but it should go away just leaving a scar I cleaned it for ya anyway I'll show you to my room ." he said

getting up I got up to and walked with him to his room he stopped me at his door and said "Hold on let me fix it up real quick." He then entered his room and shut the door as I waited I heard gun shots and chainsaws and screams and laughing and squashing bodies I heard random things then he opened his door his room was a Normal size he had sexist man alive magazine's stacked on a table and a unicorn teddy on the magazine's beside it he then led her to his bed it was a decent size she smiled "Thanks Deadpool". He smiled

" Yup also leave my stuff alone okay oh do not touch the Unicorn I use him for doing things and you shouldn't touch it if I were you I haven't washed it yet". He then looked at here clothes they looked uncomfortable to wear to sleep so he said "You can wear one of my shirts to sleep in here ya go." He said handing her a red shirt he smiled "Here I'll go and come back when your dome changing." He walked out shutting the door behind him I took my clothes off putting them down somewhere safe and changed into the big red shirt it with to my mid thighs showing my legs off I then opened the door he was waiting he then smiled walking in he then said "night. And also you look sexy in my shirt you should wear them more." He walked out as (y/n) blushed and laid down in his bed it was soft and warm she snuggled into the pillow soon she drifted to sleep peacefully.

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So how was my first chapter if I get motivated to continue this story I will continue it updating weekly also I'm pumped for next year because of Deadpool2 I hope it comes out sooner until then I can wait anyway tell me some idea's and if I should continue down in the comments if I get motivated I will enter this in the watty's when I'm finished with my fifth chapter and I will continue on from there thank you peeps -Your Author-Chan Iceley

(1,493 words Thursday June 28 2017 including these words)