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Chapter 7:Cheetos

I dash past people. Some looking at me in jealousy. Who would be jealous of a boy running after you who is pissed?
"I KNOW I'M IRRESISTIBLE!!" I yell behind me. It only makes him more mad and provokes him to run faster. Shit. I run out of the school again,yes again. I run down the streets like a madwoman and hope to God somebody will save me. My lungs are arching and my fat legs won't and can't run anymore. I run and find someone's backyard gate open. I run in a pray that Alex doesn't find me here. 

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BACKYARD?!?"
Only when I thought things could get better they take a turn for the worst.  Alex save me. What am I saying?  Don't save me. But I could go to jail.
"I REPEAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BACKYARD?! I'M GOING TO CALL THE COPS IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME AN EXPLANATION RIGHT NOW!!"
I freeze.
"Uh, I am not going to have the Ryan's Sandy sandwich.I want a new job because of you and that was my favorite part of the good movie." I ramble. Random words coming out of my mouth. I have no fudging idea what happened to my brain.

"Um sir,sorry about my girlfriend.  She is a bit wacko and you need to ignore her. She has baptism." Alex says.
I thank the Lord!!!
He pulls me away. I follow him and when we are a safe distance away I turn to him.
"Autism." Is all I say and he looks at me confused.
"Autism?" He repeats.
"You idiot. You're lucky that guy was a idiot. You probably meant to say I have autism,not baptism." I smirked.
"Huh. No thank you?" He replies matching my smirk.
"Nope. I saved your pretty sad ass more than you can count. And you can't count that high."
"Name one time. "
"I gave you pants when you need in yours. You never bothered to return it.  I noticed. " my smirk widening.
"That was in preschool and plus you were wearing a dress and wore leggings underneath. You gave me leggings. That was also the day my parents suspected I was gay. Which I'm not." He huffed.
"WHATever. I still saved your ass. " I smile triumphantly.
He changes the subject. "What the hell is RYAN's Sandy sandwiches?"
"Shut up. Gonzalez. Oh and by the way we will never speak of this again." I give him the "finger"  and walk away. Might as well skip school today. Nobody's going to notice. Nobody ever notices me anyways. Eww. That sounded so emo. (No offense)
I walk home humming to myself. May as well watch some cheesy Disney shows while I'm at it. I hate ice cream so instead I eat Cheetos. 12:30 at night I'm still watching reruns of Austin and Ally. The best Disney show  to ever exist. Besides Jessie of course.   I finally fall asleep at around 2 am and I don't even notice that I'm alone. I have no idea where Owen is or my parents. But I shrug it off and sleep.
The next morning...
The sun shines brightly and birds are singing. What a lovely morning! NOT!
The first thing I wake up to is a annoying family singing "Happy Birthday. " 
Wait happy birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY?!
It's my birthday!!  I cannot believe how stupid I am. To forget it's my own birthday. Mentally punching myself repeatedly.
"Happy birthday little poo!" Owen cries. "You're finally 17!"
Yes I go to year round school. It sucks believe me.
"Em happy birthday!" My parents say simultaneously. Okay creepy. "Have a wonderful day at school!"
Crap. School. Goddamnit.
I go through the regular routine and start walking to school. Owen took the car today and left right after he woke me up. So I'm walking! Yay! Does jazz hands sarcastically. Weird girl who just turned 17 talking to herself. Yes I'm a weirdo. Live life to the fullest though!  I skip and hum the wizard of oz song where they are on the yellow brick road as I make my way to school.

I finally arrive and thank god nobody knows my birthday.
"Happy BIRTHDAY EMY!!" Alex booms.
How does he know? Stalker.
"Are you stalking me on snapchat,Instagram,wattpad,twitter, and every other social media account I have?!" I yell throwing my hands up in the air.
"Hell yeah!" He replies.
So cocky. So annoying.
"Look just be quiet ok? I don't want you broadcasting that it's my birthday to the whole school." I say. "Deal?"
"Deal. " he says while shaking my hand.
We walk into the school and the first thing that catches my eye is posters. Lots am lots of posters. Of me  of course. And would it take Einstein to figure out who did it? No. It would take a squirrel.  That doesn't even make sense. But anyways I see lots and lots of posters of me photoshopped to be kissing Alex. My gag reflexes kick in an before I know it I'm on the floor gasping for air.
" the fish sees the posters eh?" Michelle says smirking and high diving her friends.
"I am not a fish. " I reply confidently. "Those posters don't bother me one bit. Call me a whore slut hoe for all I care." 
"Ugh. Just don't bother me okay and-"
"Stay away from my boyfriend Alex?" I finish for her. "Yeah I know you've said it a billion times. "
With that she stalks away me laughing at her. Between all his drama Alex slips away.
Maybe those posters did airing me a bit. I mean I'm only human too.  But being the person that I am I hold all my emotions in and act as if it doesn't bother me at all. But that's a load of bull. You and I both know it.

I then rip a poster down and see what she has written on the back.

Dearest classmates,
            I have found a little rat. She walks among us and acts like us but she isn't. She's a rat that steals boyfriends and acts all tough when she is a big baby In the inside. A real bitch too. Watch out for her and hide your boyfriends for she goes by the name of EMILY HOLMES.
SINCERELY,
Your queen

What a bitch. Putting people down to make herself feel better. Well guess what queen bich. You messed with the wrong nobody.

Okay okay. That sounds cringy and nerdy and besides I really am a nobody. Whatever just ignore this.

"Blah blah blah.  Fractions. Blah blah." I am currently falling asleep in math class.
The bell finally rings and I run outside only to find queen bitch Michele looking at me with a innocent look on her face. Someone is looking for a fight and I'm not afraid to beat her pretty little face up.
"You like?!" She yells and points to all the posters tape on the school walls. Her voice attracts a crowd.
Great. What a wonderful birthday. I'm probably going to get suspended. For fighting he maybe even expelled.
"Yeah it's pretty fucking clear you put all those poster up and I don't give a damn." I state plainly.
"Ooh. Stop trying to act tough when you're not. "
" I could only state the same to you. " I smile. "Well, I have to go the next bell is about t ring. Don't want to be tardy right?" I start to walk away. Trying to be the bigger  person.  Stupid fucking classmates. They didn't even do anything. She was clearly being awful towards me and they don't say anything. Oh well the whole world can't be on your side.
"Oh is emily scared of me beating  her up? I always knew she was a weakling."
I stop dead in my tracks. Stop it Emily.  This is what she wants you to do. She's provoking you! Ignore her.
But I don't. I  silence my inner voice.
"So you think you could beat me up?" I sneer. "With one punch  I bet you'll be knocked out."
"You wish. But hello Emily this is reality. Get out of your fiction novels. This is life. Stand up and let's see you beat me up." She sneers back.
The bell rings. May as we'll punch her since I'm already late. WORST.  BIRTHDAY. EVER.   PEOPLE SUCK.
I raise my fist and I t all happens so fast. My fist is about to hit her fave and someone's hand blocks it. Fucker.
"Alex! Thanks for saving me!!" She squeals.
"Fuck you Alex." I rip my fist out of his hand and stick up the middle finger then I storm past everybody.

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Hello my people. I hope you still have this in your library because my chapters have been very boring. I know,I'm sorry. But here you go and long chapter for the first time in forever!! See you next chapter in my rant book!
Your unicornian
Ashley the great
Ps this is a not edited chaper
Pps Presley Gerber and Thomas kuc are mine. Anyways bye!! And thanks for reading! 

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