groupchats//gmw

forty five

friends :-)

smileymatthews: smackle what's the verdict

lucasthegood: we found a beach house

lucasthegood: this is smackle btw...my phone died

smileymatthews: can we stay there

lucasthegood: yeah we asked the neighbour where the owners were and

lucasthegood: turns out she owns both houses + she's letting us crash for free -lucas

smileymatthews: till the storm passes??

farklenation: where are you guys

lucasthegood: hold up we'll send u the location

myhart: ok we're on our way over there

smileymatthews: aight i'll text our parents since i have all their numbers

farklenation: is there enough room for all of us?

lucasthegood: are u kidding bro?!?!? it's massive - lucasss

smileymatthews: ok luc-ass we're on our way

smileymatthews: jks ily don't be salty

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the og love triangle

myhart: jeez

myhart: sometimes i rlly fucking hate lucas he's such a bro

farklenation: tell me about it sis

farklenation: i liteRALLY ASKED HIM IF there was enough room and what did he say??

smileymatthews: will u 2 quit being babies

smileymatthews: why r u guys so pressed about sharing a room

myhart: riles u literally get to share a room with minkii the ever respectful, ever awkward, ever

farklenation: ok we get it chill

myhart: while i !! have to share a room with lucas the slob

smileymatthews: he's not a slob maya

farklenation: he actually isn't,,,i think i'm more of a slob tbh

smileymatthews: oh jeez

farklenation: i think every fucking one knows why ur stressed about this whole situation

myhart: farkle schnoodle minkus, don't u dare

farklenation: my middle name isn't schnoodle !!!

myhart: ehhh it fits

myhart: on another note,,,why can't i just share a room with riley the smol

smileymatthews: bc i wanna share a room with minkii the gentlemink

farklenation: keep calling me minkii and i will keep u up all night

myhart: did u just

myhart: i need a moment-

smileymatthews: farkle, when will the aCcidENTAL INNUENDOS STOP

myhart: when he grows a pair

farklenation: guYS BIGGER PICTURE PLEASE

smileymatthews: oh right

myhart: why do u even want to room with farkle so bad anyway

smileymatthews: bc i want the lucaya ship to sail

myhart: funny but what did u tell lucass when he asked u

farklenation: i told him about her lil problem w storms

farklenation: and how i'm the only one who could calm her down when we were smol

smileymatthews: i don't actually have the nightmares and problems w storms anymore tho

smileymatthews: disclaimer!

myhart: shit u guys are g00d

smileymatthews: au revoir

myhart: but do u guys rlly think that making lucas and i become roomies is gonna make us hook up or smtg

myhart: i bet this whole plan was riley's doing

farklenation: u right

myhart: jskjsdksj riley if matthews knew u were sharing a room w farkle he would k i l l

smileymatthews: ok im back

smileymatthews: it's farkle ! dad isn't gonna care tbh

myhart: farkle-zoning is a thing

farklenation: MAYA

myhart: whatever

myhart: ok but srsly !! i don't want to room w lucas

smileymatthews: maya he isn't going to bite

smileymatthews: knowing him, he's prolly gonna stay at a respectful distance at all times

myhart: wonderful

smileymatthews: hey maya

smileymatthews: ur always welcome in my room

smileymatthews: just say the words and i'm trading farkle for u

farklenation: what about zay and Isadora

myhart: those sneaky lil bastards called the two rooms that were left

farklenation: dammit

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at this point, i'm not even sure what's going on w these kidiots tbh. stay tuned for interesting drama. stuck in a beach house w not enough rooms for the six of em and a budding romance + surpressed crushes always makes for some good shit

thank u i am (not) farkle