Dan's eyes fluttered open in response to sunlight shining at him through his window. He glanced over at the clock, and that's when things started to get weird, it was 4:00am??? He looked open to the side of him where his boyfriend (Philip Micheal Lester) usually laid, only to find no one! And he was in a twin bed!? This wasn't his room?? "Wha-where am-?" Before Dan could finish his question Philip Micheal Lester came running thru the door. Yes! "Omg bae!! Where tf am I??" Dan asked flirtatiously. "U don't remember???" Philip Micheal Lester asked. "Nop xp" Danny replied. "My cummies is so strong I can get men knocked up lolzar, so u got preggers and we had an abortion!" Philip Micheal Lester explained. "YOU ABORTED MY CHILD WITHOUT MY CONSENT??!!" Dan yelled angrily. Then Ethan Bradberry jumped from behind a house plant and said "don't worry bro it's just a social experiment!1!!1" "oh well in that case I guess it ok." Dan said still upset. Then Dan shot himself in the head.
