THIS FIC IS A WASTE OF TIME

Sofium Cloride // Jimmy and Skeet

Jimmy cleaning up some spilled CH3COOH off the tables , or ketchup as Skeet likes to call it.

"Hey magic man, we'll be closing up early tonight because we have to take inventory and that's takes FOREVVVVVERRRRR" Skeet told Jimmy.
This worried Jimmy Nutty , "w-what about if a customer is really hungry?" He cursed himself silently for stuttering . Skeet noticed and smirked at Jimmy which MELTED his heart . In all honesty Jimmy always looked up to Skeet , other people might call Skeet stupid or mean , but Skeet ignores them and thinks he's better than everyone , Jimmy wishes he could have that confidence.
"Hello?" Skeet said worriedly
"Huh .. what?" Jimmy said snapping out of his daydream .
"Oh you were just staring at nothing.. I would've been freaked out if I was a pussy, luckily I'm not!" Skeet said only half joking .
Jimmy smiled and said
"Actually skeet I wasn't staring at nothing, I was staring at all sorts of things like : microwaves coming from the microwave oven , radio waves from the radio towers nearby , WiFi , all types of waves and 78.09% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.04% carbon dioxide in the air ."

Skeet was starstruck , it was so cute seeing this stupid little kid tell him about imaginary "waves" and weird ass "chemicals" in the air .

He offered one of his heart melting smiles and said "whatever helps you sleep at night dude"

Jimmy laughed
Skeet had never noticed before but Jimmy had a beautiful laugh , he wanted to hear it again . That laugh was nothing compared to his fucking breath taking smile

Skeet's heart was stolen , hopefully the boy genius would be better than the person Skeet gave it to last Christmas.

"Skeet? SKEETTT???!?!?!"
Jimmy was shaking Skeet out of his horrible memories .
"Whatt , why are you shaking me little man??" Skeet asked confused
"You just stopped talking and then you started randomly crying ! Are you okay skeet?" Jimmy said

Skeet gave a sad laugh "seems we're both a little out of it tonight"
Jimmy smiled that oh so beautiful smile "yeah.. there's a lot on my mind"

Skeet was stunned "well do you wanna talk about it? Not that I really care or anything..."

"Well... what do you do if you really want to do something, but you aren't sure if there will be bad consequences or it'll work out for the better ?" Jimmy asked

Skeet laughed stupidly "I usually don't think that far ahead , I just kinda do in the moment , you should try it out sometime."
"I think I will now.." the Jimmy walked over to skeet and stood on his tippy toes and kissed Skeet on the lips.
"Shit..." skeet said after the brief kiss
"I'm - I'm sorry skeet I didn't mean to ups-"
The older's lips connected to the younger's.
Jimmy stunned for a moment was motionless but he soon started to move his mouth to the motions . After  15 minutes and moving from cleaning the tables to dry humping on top of them Skeet said "um my mom is making meat loaf tonight and I REALLY love meatloaf , so I gotta go. You can handle doing inventory! Later dude " and Skeet skrted out of the restaurant. Jimmy gazed longingly out of the window as skeet hit a squirrel as he was pulling out of the driveway . And although Jimmy didn't know how to do inventory , he was not worried in that moment all he could think about how happy he was , he touched his wrist and quietly whispered "Скоро у нас будет один мальчик-бровь"

///// why is this so long , also why did I make those pictures of Bolbi and Skeet. Also the Russian translates to "we will have unibrow boy soon"