random relatable(?) girl / fangirl stuff

combacks ish

Okay, so I seen (yes I know in proper English, sue me) this, probably, Tumblr post that was something about being in an argument with a guy and then they ask if your on your period something to say. And I thought well why not just jot down a bunch of comeback ish things not only relating to periods but other things too so here ya go.

This is what I remember from the  one, probably, from Tumblr:

If your in an argument with a guy and he's like "Are you on your period?" A good reply is to go up to them real close and say "I woke up in a puddle of my own blood this morning, is that how you want them to find your body tomorrow?" and walk away.

It's a good one but would I ever actually say or do so in real life, nope. Why? Because I'm a shy little child who only really hangs out with 3 people, so ya. And I'm also too nice to people is what I've realized.

Another thingy is, also probably a post from Tumblr:

If your ever wearing all black and someone says, "Whose funeral are you going to?" A good response is to look around kind of creepily and say, "You know I haven't decided yet."

Once again, really great, but would I ever say such, nope. Again, because I'm too shy and nice.

hmm... I wonder if I'll get in trouble for posting these, cuz it kind of makes me seem like a murderer. Eh, oh well....