Damien p.o.v
"I'm telling you man,if you don't put a ring on that soon,your life is gonna be fu*ked up." I tell Shayne.
We were at Apple Bee's waiting for our dinner.
"Yeah daddy,you got to ask mommy to marry you soon,or else,we fu*ked."
Dylan says playing with his straw."And you can say bye- bye to us." Skylar says.
"You see,even they said it-Wait! Dylan,did you just say fu*k?" I ask.
"No,I said fu*ked." Dylan smirks.
Shayne looks at Dylan,"If mommy ask who thought you that word,it wasn't me or uncle Damien." Shayne warns Dylan.
Shayne turn around to face me.
"Do you think it's time?" He ask.
I give him the 'seriously' look.
"Shayne,you have two beautiful twins,you two have been together for six years. Stop being a pu**y!" I say.
"I have a pu**y! Her name is Katy!" Skylar laughs.
Shayne gives me a warning look and smack Skylar in the mouth.
A/N: this is not child abuse,my mom does this every time i or my brother says a bad word in spanish or English.
We notice Courtney coming back with Boze.
"Why is Skylar crying?" Courtney ask sitting down next to Shayne,and Boze next to me.
"Mr.Hass here,kept saying bad words,so these two thought it would be funny to repeat them,so I smacked her mouth." Shayne explains.
Courtney had a worried expression on her face.
"Don't worry Courtney,he didn't do it hard. Just enough to make her cry." I explain.
Courtney relaxs.
"So what were you two talking about?" Boze ask.
"....Stuff." Shayne answers back nervously.
"Uh,stuff." Courtney repeats back in a deep voice laughing.
"What kind of stuff?" Boze laugh.
"About when he should ask mommy to marry him." Dylan says playing on Courtney's phone.
Courtney start blushing.
"Oh,so when are you gonna purpose?" Boze ask.
Shayne scratches his back nervously.
"Soon. Soon." He repeats.
Courtney frowns.
"Yeah,and soon became five years later." Courtney mumbles.
Everything was silent,but our food came.
We started eating and talking about new vidoes.
"I can't believe Smosh has been around for 16 years already,and still going big." Courtney says.
"Cause you guy's are cool mommy." Skylar comments eating her chicken nuggets.
"Aww,thanks baby." Courtney says and kisses Skylar.
"I still can't believe Anthony left though. Wish I could've get to know him better." I say.
"Same." Boze agrees.
"He was cool." Shayne says.
"He made everything fun,and when we felt low,he brought us up." Courtney says describing Anthony.
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How Deep Is Your Love -Shourtney Fanfiction [UNDER MAJOR EDITING]
FanficWARNING! FIRST FANFICTION! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! WARNING WRITTEN IN 2020: Look, I think I was thirteen or twelve kay! I can't go through comment every four months when I log back in to read a book or two. If it's grammar or some other shit, just f...