In Love with a Male Stripper

Chapter Six

It was the next morning. Edgar got a phone call.

RINGRINGRING.

"Hello?"

"Hey Edgar!"

"Why, if it isn't good ol' Stanley "Rapid-Nut" Flassner. Still nutting rapidly, I presume?"

"You bet your sweet ass i am!" Stanley chuckled. "So, it's now summertime, is it not?"

"It is indeed!"

"Edgar, my best friend. I'm having a very sudden pool party today. It's going to be the wildest. And you're invited."

"Woah! Thanks man. What time should i be there?"

"Be there between balls and balls:30."

"Will do. Can't wait to see you, man. Its been a while."

"Truuuu. Remember, be there, or be gay."

Click.

Edgar and Stanley met in college. Stanley is a true party man and always throws the wildest of parties. Maybe tonight, edgar will meet a nice lady, and make some nice babies. Haha, just kidding. Edgar's somehow a virgin, and all he'll get tonight is some tits in his hands probably. But hey, its better than nothing. Am i rite? Hah, up top.

RINRINRINGRINRG

"Stanley?"

"I forgot to tell you something important."

"Yes?"

"Its a costume party. Wear an intense costume."

"A costume, you say?"

Click.

"Dicky, i really need a costume. Where the fuck am i going to get one of those? Its summer time, not halloween."

Dicky blinked his salamander eyes.

"Hmmmm. Where could i get a costume at this time of year?". Edgar thought to himself. "Dicky, what should i do?!"

Dicky did not respond. Dicky can't fucking talk.

"Perhaps i'll check Party City." Edgar sprang up from his bed, where he has been lying all morning. Lazy ass bitch. He took a shower and thought about shaving, but he liked his ginger stubble, so he decided against it. He put on a short-sleeve salmon button-up shirt, some jeans and timbs. He was ready for a trip to Party City.

"Farewell, Dicky. I'll be back with a sexy costume." Edgar walked out of his house, hopped into his pussy-demolishing mini cooper and drove away to Party City.

He has arrived. He walked in and was greeted by an employee, who's nametag said Melissa Dipshit.

"Hello, welcome to iParty!" Melissa said to Edgar.

"...It's Party City now, you dipshit."

"......."

"Where can i find costumes here nowadays?"

"In the costume aisle, dipshit."

"......."

Edgar made his way into the costume aisle. He saw many things he enjoyed. There was a naughty nurse costume, which made the tip of his dick rise to the tippy top. He tried to conceal his boner the best he could. He also saw a male doctor costume. He thought about just buying the accessories and wearing his swim trunks to the party to be the ultimate sexy doctor. And who knows, maybe he'll find a sexy nurse to squeeze at the shindig. He gathered his items- a stethoscope, a doctor's mask, and some rubber gloves. Perfect. Edgar purchased the items from Melissa Dipshit and left the store. Time to go back to the house and change. Balls o'clock was coming up.