To Earth for Loki

Natasha's Mystery Woman

"Who are you dating Natasha?" Tony asked for the hundredth time that day.

"Why would you even want to know? It isn't any of your business." Natasha said.

"But I want to know. The more knowledge I have the more power I have." Tony said.

"You don't need anymore power. It will go to your head." Clint said walking into the room and plopping on the couch.

"The power that he has already has gone to his head. That's why I am not telling him." Natasha said.

"How about this, we have dinner tonight and you can invite your mystery woman over for dinner." Tony said.

"Fine. Just don't freak out when you know who it is." Natasha said.

"Natasha is inviting her mystery woman over? Shouldn't we invite the others then?" Clint asked.

"Who?" Tony asked.

Natasha rolled her eyes and said, "He means Wanda, Vision, and Frigga."

"Oh yeah. What time should they be here at?" Tony asked.

"Around seven o'clock. That should give us enough time to get everything ready." Natasha said.

"Steve's spaghetti would be great but Thor probably won't let him get up." Clint said.

"We don't have to ask Thor. We just have to ask Steve if he wants to cook." Natasha said as she walked out.

"You people know that Thor will end all of your lives." Loki said as he walked in and sat by Tony.

"No he won't. You will protect me." Tony said as he laid his head on Loki's lap.

"I can just hide. Also I can get Pietro to distract him." Clint said.

"Also Natasha can get her mystery woman to protect her although she wouldn't need it. I think Thor is scared of her." Tony said.

"He does have a fear of her. He has told me that she does scare him." Loki said.

"Yes! I can use Natasha against him!" Tony said.

"Good luck. I am going to make sure that Natasha is calling the others." Clint said as he walked out.

"We should get ready for the dinner tonight also." Loki said.

"But I don't want to get up. I just got comfy." Tony whined.

"Fine. We can stay here for a little while." Loki said trying to get comfortable.

"Yay." Tony said as he snuggled into Loki.

~~~Time Skip to Dinner~~~

Steve somehow got around Thor and cooked dinner. The few rules were that he couldn't lift heavy things and the he had to be extremely careful. He had to get other people to lift the pots and other things for him.

"If you put that in there Tony I will tell Thor to remove you from the kitchen." Steve said glancing at him.

Tony had of bottle of hot sauce in his hand, "How did you hear me?" He asked pouting.

"Super hearing. Now step away if you want to stay." Steve said.

"Fine." Tony said going to the dinning table with the hot sauce in his hand.

"You better not put that in anyone's food. If you do I will have to removed from the table." Steve said.

"I won't." Tony looked at his watch, "Its almost time for everyone to get here."