To Earth for Loki

Next Morning

Everyone was in the kitchen except the kids, Bruce, and Laura. The older kids were playing in the living room and Lila was watching them. The triplets being held by a few people in the room.

Laura walked into the room and heard that Ryan was crying in Sam's arms. "You really don't know how to watch or take care of children, do you Sam?" She asked as she took Ryan away from him. When Laura did that she got him to calm down.

"How did you do that?" Bucky asked, "He was like that with everybody except Steve and Thor."

"They are his parents and I guess he likes me. I am his aunt, Steve said I could be. Even ask him." Laura said gently rocking him.

"I did say she could be." Steve said, "Where were you and Bruce last night?"

"We went out for little while. We lost track of time. Sorry we missed dinner last night." Laura said.

"Please just don't miss another one. We like having everyone here." Steve said.

"I won't. I got bored yesterday and went out." Laura said.

"You told me that Steve asked you to get him stuff." Tony said.

"He asked me to get him stuff two days ago. I just used that excuse again to get away." Laura smirked at Tony.

"I have a question for you then. Why were you and Bruce holding hands when you came back home last night?" Tony asked.

"Good morning." Bruce said as he walked in.

"Bruce just the man I was looking for." Tony said with a huge smile on his face.

"No Tony. I don't trust what you are going to ask. Also why do you have my shirt Laura?" Bruce asked.

"Oh this is yours?" Laura asked looking at the shirt she was wearing, "I found it on my way back from the laundry room. I think I have at least one shirt from all the guys. I even have one of Thor's capes. Have no clue how I got it."

"By any chance do you have my Black Sabbath shirt?" Tony asked.

"I might. You are not getting it back. To comfortable. No one is getting any thing back." Laura said.

"Fine. Just don't ruin it." Tony asked. Loki whispered something to Tony. "Why Bruce? Why did you distract me?! I thought we were friends." Tony said over dramatically.

"We are friends. You are just very confusing." Bruce said.

"You went on a date with her and didn't even tell me!" Tony said.

"Oh that is what you are freaking out about." Bruce said.

"My little Brucie is all grown up now!" Tony said fake crying.

"I have been on a date before Tony." Bruce said.

"But you kissed her! Then you went into her room. You probably had fun." Tony said winking at him.

"I showered this morning so we're good." Laura said as she still held Ryan.

Everyone laughed at that as Bruce's face turned a dark shade of red.

After everyone was done laughing Clint said, "You have been here for like six months and we know close to nothing about you Laura."

"What's wrong with that? Also you know more then most. Most people see me as threatening for some odd reason." Laura said as she was making sure that Ryan was comfortable.

"You are a crazy bitch! You scared me when you first got here!" Tony said.

"Well Tony you did deserve it. You were ticking her off." Bruce said.

"I was talking to you in a total different room Bruce! She heard us." Tony said.

"Good hearing is all I am saying. Also keep it down because the little ones might have gotten the super hearing from their mother." Laura said.

"Fine. Just make sure you keep it down at night then." Tony said with a slight smile on his face making Laura mad him.

She handed Ryan off to Thor who was just getting done with his breakfast. She grabbed Tony by the collar of his shirt and dragged him out of the room. After a few minutes of hearing Tony trying to fight back everything went quiet.

"I hope she didn't kill him." Loki said as he got up and walked into the living room.

"She probably didn't." Bruce said as he followed. As soon as he walked in he laughed along with Loki.

The others in the kitchen heard the laughter and got curious. They walked in and saw that Tony was duck taped to a chair so he couldn't move and Lila was having the time of her life. She was putting makeup on his face while Laura was putting his hair up into multiple little pony tails. Cooper had bright pink nail polish and was painting Tony's nails. The whole team was laughing at Tony.

"Make sure you get some pictures of that Jarvis." Laura said. Tony started to shake his head no. "A video would be great too." Tony was trying to get away from her at that point.

"Don't move! You will make me mess up your makeup!" Lila said.

"Well I am done here. If you want to fix his hair more go ahead." Laura said. Then she leaned down and whispered something in Tony's ear. She walked out saying nothing else.

Loki walked over and ripped the duck tape off of Tony's face, "Have you learned your lesson?" He asked.

"That she is a crazy bitch and that she has magic." Tony said. 

"That is not right." Loki said. He sat on the couch and watch Lila and Cooper put makeup and nail polish on his boyfriend. 

"I think we should let Tony out of the chair." Steve said taking pity on him.

"He stays until he learns the right lesson. Also, I think this will be good practice if we have a girl." Loki said rubbing his stomach.

To sum up the rest of Tony's day was stuck in the chair. At least it was a rolling chair. By the end of the day he was a very bored person.

I hope you like this one!

Danny