Curiosity: *runs into kitchen* Morning, everyone!
Everyone: *sitting at the table for breakfast and having the worst hangover ever*
BEN: *groans and rubs head* Please don't shout.
Andrea: Never have I ever drank so much.
Curiosity: And that's the perk of having morals. *sits at table besides Toby*
Jeff: We got morals.
EJ: We just choose to ignore them every once in a while for a night of fun.
*computer dings 6 times*
Everyone except Curiosity: *groan as migraines worsen*
Annabel: *gets out of chair and walks to living room to grab computer* Okay, guys, we got dares to do. *reads through comments* Okay, Slender and Kameron were dared to go on their honeymoon that the Slender Bros will pay for.
Offender: When was this established?!
Nikki: Just now by me! He's your older brother! It's the least you could do.
Annabel: I thought Offender was older?
Nikki: I don't know who came out of the vagina first, okay? I didn't witness their birth to know!
Annabel: Was there even a vagina that was to be come out of? Like what if it was just a case of "Abracadabra doo! I give birth to you!"
Nikki: *turns to the Slender Bros* Were your parents an octopus and a human?
Slender Bros: -_-
Annabel: We shall discuss this later! But before Slender and Kameron go off on their little honeymoon, we were all dared to have a paint ball war! And we shall have that at the picnic near the lake we're having later on!
Luna: Since when were we going to have a picnic at the lake?
Annabel: Now because we were dared to have one for the 4th of July!
Masky: Since when was it the 4th of July?
Annabel: How much did you all drink last night?
Krystal: Plenty.
Midnight: *slams head on table* Quit your chitchatting before I start bitch slapping.
Luna: You were the one that took 20 shots of tequila in one go.
Midnight: *looks up* At least my liver is still functioning properly. *slams head back on table*
Annabel: Anyways! Since those are all big dares, we're starting with the simpler ones. So there are three dares. Jeff was dared to give Jane a piggyback ride and later get drunk together.
Jane and Jeff: WHAT?!
Jane: I'd rather slam my tongue with a car door.
Jeff: Yeah, I'd rather push her in front of a bus.
Liu: Shouldn't you be the one to jump in front of a bus?
Jeff: It's not an expression. I genuinely want to push Jane in front of a bus.
Jane: I'm right here!
Jeff: I know.
Annabel: JUST DO YOUR DAMN DARE SO WE CAN GET TO THE PICNIC!
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RandomWelcome to my CreepyPasta Question and Dare Book everyone! Be sure to leave all your questions and dares in the comment section and the CreepyPasta peoples and I will totally get to them! ~Annabel