Admin: I'll get Asahina up here first... *summons Asahina*
Asahina: Huh? What's up?
Junko: Another of my dear classmates! Welcome to despair--
Everyone: *hits with frying pan*
Junko: Ow ow ow....
Asahina: *shocked* Um, what just happened?
Admin: Junko gets hit everytime she says despair. Here, have a frying pan. You can join in on the fun.
Asahina: Awesome!
Admin: For now, though... thoughts on be shipped with Naegi?
Asahina: N-Naegi?!
Admin: Yes. Naegi, you too.
Naegi: Oh. Well... she's very nice!
Asahina: Thanks Naegi! You're super sweet too!
Naegi: Thank you!
Admin: They... are dense as rocks, it seems.
Izuru: *nods*
Fuyuhiko: Whatever.
Hinata: Why is Naegi shipped with everyone?
Admin: *shrugs* He's cute. And a sweetheart.
Naegi: Thanks Admin!
Admin: *surprised, and then smiles* You're welcome.
Izuru: ......
Admin: Remember, you can't say boring.
Izuru: ...I know that. I wasn't going to.
Admin: ...Okay then. What do you have to say about them?
Izuru: ...
Admin: Nothing then.
Togami: I have a more pressing question.
Admin: Hm?
Togami: Can we take these off now? *holds up Kirigiri's and his still handcuffed hands*
Admin: Oh, I forgot. Here you go. *unlocks*
Togami: Finally. *rubs wrist*
Admin: Sorry about that. Anyway, what do think about them?
Togami: Dense one and dense two? Those two would never. *huffs*
Kirigiri: It does seem unlikely...
Admin: So no, then.
Admin: That's all for now. Until next time.
Naegi: Bye everyone!

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Danganronpa Reacts to Stuff
RandomA random thing I made out of sheer boredom. Will try to make the characters as canon as possible, but no guarantees here. Send in stuff you want the characters to react to. I'll consider making a truth or dare section, but only if I get any truths...