Admin: I have no idea where this came from, but here it is. Izuru?
Izuru: ............................
Admin: Here. A can of pringles. *sets the Pringles down on the table*
Izuru: *looks at the Pringles, then at me, then at the title, then back at me*
Admin: I don't know why Pringles, I didn't make this up, I don't know why you're shipped with food, and I didn't do this to make a fool out of you.
Izuru: ......
Hinata: You understood that?
Admin: *shrugs* I'm the all-powerful Admin. Why not?
Hinata: Okay then...
Izuru: .... No.
Admin: I thought so.
Izuru: I will still take the Pringles. *takes them*
Admin: They are good.
Naegi: I'm not sure how a relationship with food would work...
Togami: I'm honestly speechless at the stupidity of this.
Kirigiri: .......
Admin: Some people ship Hinata and juice, too.
Hinata: I don't like juice that much!
Admin: Speaking of which, don't even think about it.
Hinata: *had been sneaking towards the nearby juice jug, having drank out of it until he was dared not to* Dang it!
Fuyuhiko: I think people and food shouldn't get in relationships.
Admin: Well, Komeada is still recovering. Junko, Asahina?
Asahina: Um, food's good but not that good...
Junko: I don't judge!
Izuru: *glares at Junko*
Admin: I do. No human-food relationships on my property.
Izuru: ...Wasn't planning on it.
Admin: Good. Well, that's all, I'd say. Until next time.
Naegi: Bye all!
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Danganronpa Reacts to Stuff
AcakA random thing I made out of sheer boredom. Will try to make the characters as canon as possible, but no guarantees here. Send in stuff you want the characters to react to. I'll consider making a truth or dare section, but only if I get any truths...