Izuru x Pringles

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Admin: I have no idea where this came from, but here it is. Izuru?

Izuru: ............................

Admin: Here. A can of pringles. *sets the Pringles down on the table*

Izuru: *looks at the Pringles, then at me, then at the title, then back at me*

Admin: I don't know why Pringles, I didn't make this up, I don't know why you're shipped with food, and I didn't do this to make a fool out of you.

Izuru: ......

Hinata: You understood that?

Admin: *shrugs* I'm the all-powerful Admin. Why not?

Hinata: Okay then...

Izuru: .... No.

Admin: I thought so.

Izuru: I will still take the Pringles. *takes them*

Admin: They are good. 

Naegi: I'm not sure how a relationship with food would work...

Togami: I'm honestly speechless at the stupidity of this. 

Kirigiri: .......

Admin: Some people ship Hinata and juice, too.

Hinata: I don't like juice that much!

Admin: Speaking of which, don't even think about it.

Hinata: *had been sneaking towards the nearby juice jug, having drank out of it until he was dared not to* Dang it!

Fuyuhiko: I think people and food shouldn't get in relationships.

Admin: Well, Komeada is still recovering. Junko, Asahina?

Asahina: Um, food's good but not that good...

Junko: I don't judge!

Izuru: *glares at Junko*

Admin: I do. No human-food relationships on my property.

Izuru: ...Wasn't planning on it.

Admin: Good. Well, that's all, I'd say. Until next time.

Naegi: Bye all!

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