Admin: Well, you know the drill. Pick a side, any side. Agree on the right, disagree on the left. Oh, and we'll need Fukawa, won't we? *summons Fukawa*
Fukawa: W-W-What do you want? Why am I here?
Admin: *sighs* Since she wasn't here last time...
Admin: I'll begin with a basic explanation of the trial. I provide a topic, you pick a side. Agree on the right, disagree on the left, no opinion/neither in the middle, towards the back. Where Izuru will take residence for the next two chapters. Then you all will collaborate on a testimony, or reasoning, for your decision. Naegi, if you aren't on his side, will refute you. Got it?
Fukawa: I-I guess...
Admin: Alright there's your topic. *points to screen*
Fukawa: Me and Master?! O-Oh... *breathes heavily, clearly in lala land*
Togami: Why must you make me think of something so horrible.
Admin: To your sides, people.
*Naegi, Hinata, and Fuyuhiko move to the left. Togami stays put.*
*Asahina moves to the right. Kirigiri stays put, Fukawa practically sprints over to the right*
*Izuru stays in the middle*
Admin: Alright. This time the nay-sayers are going first. Begin!
Naegi: Um, we should probably start with Togami doesn't even like Fukawa like that...
Togami: I don't like her period.
Naegi: And Fukawa is kind of unstable, she probably needs someone who will support and love her. Togami is very busy and his spouse, if he has one, will have to be a lot more self-sufficient.
Togami: Precisely. You aren't bad at this.
Hinata: Yeah. My thing is she's kinda psycho. Hard to be in a relationship with.
Togami: Hard to even be near. Her hygiene levels are miniscule at best.
Togami: And whatever idiot who thought that I'd ever end up with that disgusting individual over there is greatly mistaken.
Naegi: It would be kind of disastrous.
Admin: I'm in agreement with you all. Those who agree?
Asahina: He's a jerk, she's rude. Perfect couple, right? Fukawa is probably the only one who can tolerate his horrid personality.
Naegi: You've got that wrong!
Admin: *shatters glass, but makes a gash on my hand* *quietly* Ow!
Naegi: Huh? Did you say something?
Admin: *hides hand* Nope. Continue.
Naegi: Okay. Well, Hina, it's true that Fukawa is extremely tolerant of Togami's personality, but a relationship is a whole new ballgame. Even she would have a hard time with his schedule. Besides, she deserves someone better suited for her, someone who really cared.
Asahina: I guess. Sorry, you're right. I was still a little upset over the whole Sakura thing...
Togami: *slightly hurt, but hides it well* ...Do you really think I'm that horrible?
Naegi: Eh? No no no! I don't think you're horrible! In fact, that was my other point. She isn't the only one who can tolerate him. We're friends, are we not? I don't mind him.
Togami: ...Good. *relieved*
Fukawa: You're all just jealous and hateful! Master and I are perfect!
Togami: No we aren't. Stop this nonsense.
Fukawa: But Master--
Admin: Enough already. Fukawa's a bit hopeless here. Kirigiri, why do you say yes?
Kirigiri: *grins* For fun. And because he'd be out of my way.
Togami: *glares* Hmph. Like that'd ever happen. You're the one in my way.
*they have a stare-to-glare contest*
Naegi: Eh? In each others way how? I'm confused, Admin, what are they talking-- Admin? Where'd Admin go?
Everyone: *realizing that I had left, looking around in confusion*
Admin: *comes in* What is everyone standing around for?
Naegi: There you are. Where'd you go?
Admin: ...Bathroom.
Naegi: Oh, okay.... *notices the gash, which now has a poorly-wrapped bandage* What happened to your hand?!
Admin: Cut it on glass. No big deal.
Izuru: .... *walks over* Pathetic wrapping.
Admin: Gee, thanks. I'm no good with one hand.
Izuru: Hmph. *grabs my hand and unwraps it*
Naegi: N-No big deal?! That looks pretty bad! Are you okay?
Admin: It's nothing... but... *smiles* thank you for your concern. *turns to Izuru, face returning to neutral* And what are you doing?
Izuru: You wrapped it terribly, it looked ridiculous. I'm redoing it. *wraps my hand and does a far better job at it.*
Admin: Er, thanks. *snatches my hand back*
Izuru: ...
Admin: Well, anyway. I think we'll do one more trial chapter before going back to normal.
Naegi: Only one more? Thank goodness...
Admin: Until next time, then.
Naegi: Bye!
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Danganronpa Reacts to Stuff
RandomA random thing I made out of sheer boredom. Will try to make the characters as canon as possible, but no guarantees here. Send in stuff you want the characters to react to. I'll consider making a truth or dare section, but only if I get any truths...
