Danganronpa Reacts to Stuff

Komeada x Junko

Admin: *sigh* We'll have to bring her again... *summons Junko*

Junko: Hello lovelies-- *noticed title* Oh heeello. That's one you don't see everyday!

Komeada: *look of utter horror*

Admin: Well?

Junko: He actually excels at spreading despair. He really knows how to make people feel worse about themselves, and he has a knack for killing, which spreads despair, and...

Komeada: Nooooo! I do these things for hope! Making them feel despair will make their hope stronger!

Junko: You ACTUALLY believe that?! Ahahahaha!

Junko: On that note, sure! We'd be great together, spreading despair to the world!

Komeada: You don't understand. I use what meager skills I have to bring about the hope of the others--

Naegi: *points finger and does his trial thing* You've got that wrong!!

Komeada: !

Naegi: Hope doesn't work that way! Hope is always thinking that the best will happen in the worst possible situation, it's believing in your friends no matter what, it's thinking that we'll all make it together! The minute you think hope allows people to make sacrifices of others for it's sake is the minute you confuse hope with despair!

Komeada: ........

Naegi: It's the truth! You can't be truly hopeful if you sacrifice others to get it! That's not hope, that's... that's... cowardly! That's being afraid and trying to preserve your own and not everyone around you!

Komeada: ......................................

Naegi: You aren't giving anyone hope! You're bringing them fear, you're forcing them to feel despair! And I won't allow you to bring it to my friends!

Everyone else (sans Izuru and I): *looking at Naegi with awe and admiration*

Admin: *smiles* He truly has a gift.

Izuru: *nods*

Komeada: ..... Ahaha, HAHAHAHAHA!

Naegi: *gulps*

Komeada: To be scolded so... by the Ultimate Hope, no less.... it's so wonderful!

Naegi: ...Huh?

Komeada: Look! You've inspired the others, made them feel even more hope... you truly are the Ultimate Hope! To be used as a stepping stone for the Ultimate Hope... you given my life purpose!

Naegi: What....

Komeada: You... the Ultimate Hope... using someone as trashy as me...

Naegi: *concerned* Hey, don't say that...

Hinata: It's no use, Naegi. He's too far gone.

Komeada: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, this is so wonderful!

Naegi: Komeada? Listen to me...

Admin: It's okay, Naegi. I've got him. I understand you want to help the guy, but it's not happening now.

Naegi: But--

Admin: Please, Naegi. I'm trying to make sure he doesn't try anything on you. He's unstable. He's crazy. I'm going to put him elsewhere for now, and wait for him to calm down.

Naegi: *still looking concerned over Komeada's wellbeing*

Admin: He'll be fine. I'm more worried about you getting hurt.

Naegi: Alright...

Admin: Thank you. *walks over to Komeada* Oi. You're scaring the hell out of everyone. You're going somewhere else until you calm the heck down. *knocks him out with my crowbar and drags him off*

Naegi: I hope he'll be alright...

Hinata: He'll recover, and he'll be back to his annoying self in no time. He always does.

Naegi: Okay, I believe you.

Admin: *comes back* All right. He's secured for now. You okay. Naegi?

Naegi: I'm fine. Thanks for worrying about me.

Admin: *smiles* Of course. Well, it's been an eventful chapter, so let's end it here. We'll have to put the no hope dare on hold for now, due to his condition. Would you like to do the honors, Naegi?

Naegi: Sure! 

Naegi: That's all for now. Until next time, folks! Bye!

A/N: I realized I was getting lazy with chapter lengths, so I decided to make things a little more interesting with this one to make up for it. Was it good? Too dramatic? Did I get too involved or off topic? Let me know in the comment section!