The Arranged Boyfriend Project

Day 12 || Ships and Giggles

Ash: Hello!

Matti: Hej.

Ash: So it's been a couple of days since we brought to you, [holds out hands] the wonderful population of YouTube, a video update.

Matti: Well ... [mumbling]

Ash: Huh?

Matti: We did that other video.

Ash: ... Yeah, but that doesn't count. [Waves hand] That was just me going over random shit to do with your fidget spinner. [Puts on announcement voice] Mini Desktop Fan! BAM. Meat Flattener! POW.

Matti: ... You mean meat tenderiser.

Ash: [Drops voice] It's a thing. [Resumes announcer voice] Tiny Yard Wheel! KABLAM. Super Effective Cat Repellant --

Matti: [Laughing] [Puts hand in Ash's face] Dude, I wasn't on about the fidget spinner video! Shut up!

Ash: Then what ...? Oh.

Matti: Yeah, oh.

Ash: [Turns to face camera] [Deadpan] That. Yeah, that's ... that's quite the video.

Matti: Er ... You wanna go over that or should ... [makes a writing gesture]

Ash: Dude, I dunno how you do this kinda stuff on Hotpad --

Matti: ... Wattpad.

Ash: -- but here on YouTube we do things through the mighty power of streamable videos.

Matti: Um ... and what's your point?

Ash: [Laughs in disbelief] Just a sec. Jusssst a sec. Do you even have YouTube in Sweden?

Matti: [Frowns] Er ... yeah?

Ash: Then none of this [mocks writing gesture]. It's videos all the way, my Viking Valentine.

Matti: [Laughs] ... Fine, I'll humour you.

Ash: Score.

Matti: But only because you came up with that one on the spot.

Ash: So we'll show them the footage?

Matti: Er ... it's not on the list, but ...

Ash: [Comes in close to camera] [Stage whispers] Spot the script-writer.

Matti: I guess. [Sighs] Fine. It's good for the study. Roll clip.

Ash: You heard the captain. Roll clip! [Muttering] Man, I have some serious editing to do before this posts ...