Ash: [Whispering] Hey, 'Tubers, this is ThatHoneyMoonFiasco, and if you're wondering why the lighting on this video is so bad ... I'm literally in a wardrobe.
[Disembodied laughter]
Ash: We don't have closets in Britain. Okay, so we don't call them closets, but basically we just have these stand up things and everyone calls them wardrobes ... I did always kinda wonder that, you know? Do Brits come out of the closet, or come out of the wardro--
[Bursts into hushed laughter]
Ash: I've never heard something so anti-climatic in my life.
But anyway, here I am. In a wardrobe. Pretty sure there's a coat hanger lodged up my backside. [Pauses] No. What the heck is that? [Shuffling sounds] Oh. It's my mum's heel. Oh, yeah, good point. I'm not in my wardrobe. I'm lurking in my parents' room to ... literally come out.
[Long pause]
Ash: I don't think they're gonna appreciate it, to be honest. They're --
[Sound of bedroom door opening]
Ash: [Drops voice even further] Shit ...
Shit ... They're in here! Listen.[Crackling as Ash moves camera to wardrobe doors]
[Indiscernible Iranian]
Ash: Hear that? Man ... I'm like, second guessing this now.
[Muttering continues]
Ash ... [Pause] Sod it, I'm gonna do it.
[Clattering as Ash climbs out of wardrobe]
[Bright light as camera adjusts]
Dad: [Hollers]
Mum: Ahh! ASH!
[Ash laughing]
Mum: Ash! You fucking moron!
Ash: Surprise!
Mum: What the hell? What the hell is this? ... Are you recording?!
Dad: You idiot. I bit my tongue.
Ash: [Breaks down in laughter]
Mum: [Sighs in relief] For crying out loud, Ash. [Giggling] If I didn't know better I'd have thrown a book at you.
Ash: [Creasing] A book?!
Mum: What else do you expect me to have to hand? A bloody fire extinguisher?
Ash: Mum! [Still laughing] Mum, you're killing me. [Turns camera to angry-laughing mother] Look at her! That face. Oh my god, this is just priceless. This was so worth it.
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