AOT TRUTH OR DARE!

Intro!

Scarlet (Me) : HEY EVERYONE!

Everyone: Why are we here?

Scarlet: To play truth or dare.

Phoenix: I don't f*cking want to.

Levi: Neither do I

Annie: Count me out.

Scarlet: LEVI, IF YOU STAY TILL THE END I WILL REWARD YOU WITH THE REINCARNATION OF YOUR SQUAD AND ISABEL AND FARLAN (Even though I have no idea who they are) AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CLEANING STUFF

PHOENIX, IF YOU STAY TILL THE END I WILL REWARD YOU WITH A NEVER ENDING SUPPLY OF STRAWBERRY CAKE AND THE STRONGEST ALCOHOLIC DRINKS EVER (Yes, Phoenix is an alcoholic but that hasn't been mentioned in Promise Me)

ANNIE, IF YOU STAY TILL THE END I WILL REWARD YOU WITH . . . . . . . . . . *thinking of what Annie wants* . . . . . . . . . . THE ABILITY TO BE A NORMAL GIRL.

All three of them: *returns to where they were and sits cross legged on the floor*

Levi: *eyes sparkling* Finally! I'll get to see them again and I'll have my precious cleaning supplies with me!

Phoenix: *eyes sparkling* Finally! I'll get to eat as much strawberry cake as I want and I'll finally get to experience the joy you humans call 'getting drunk'

Annie: *eyes sparkling* Finally! I'll get to be a normal girl.

Scarlet: If you guys noticed how Annie is sort of like a female version of Pinocchio but without all the magic and made of wood and nose length increasing with every lie raise your hand.

Everyone except Levi, Phoenix and Annie: *hands up*

L.P.A (Levi, Phoenix, Annie): *too busy fantasizing about their rewards for staying*

Bertholdt: So, if you don't mind me asking, what is truth or dare?

Scarlet: SAY WHAT???!!!!

Bertholdt: What's truth or dare?

Scarlet: WHAT THE ACTUAL FLIPPIN' F*CK??!! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT TRUTH OR DARE IS EVEN AFTER PHOENIX WAS DARED TO CONFESS TO YOU DURING A GAME OF TRUTH OR FREAKING DARE??!!

Everyone: *sweat drops*

Marco: Jeez, for a twe-

Scarlet: IF YOU REVEAL MY AGE, I WILL MAKE HALF JOKES, DO YOU UNDERSTAND MARCO???!!!

Marco: You kinda already made one.

Scarlet: We're getting off track. Just leave a truth or dare so the fun can begin.

P.S: Be sure to leave some dares Phoenix would consider torture and if you want to know, I just feel like making Phoenix suffer.

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