I dare everyone to sleep in a haunted house where a grandma killed all her grandchildren- Rainbowdash902
Phoenix: I don't like it here.
Scarlet: Phoenix, are you scared?
Phoenix: Absolutely not!
Scarlet: Yeah, riiiight.
Bertholdt: Like you're one to talk, you are literally locked in a room that you built that is made of Titanium, guarded by a trillion meter steel gate which is guarded by a billion meter tungsten gate which is guarded by a million meter inconel gate which is guarded by a gazillion armored Titans that are so tall that there isn't even a number for it.
Scarlet: And just for that, you and Phoenix won't be coming in here.
Phoenix: But. . . . .But I pregnant ;-;
Scarlet: Pregnant my butt. Tell that to someone who cares.
Phoenix: *sits in a corner with a dark shadowy thing on top of her*
Bertholdt: I wish I could go Titan right about now. *goes to comfort Phoenix*
Levi: *sitting on Erwin's lap* SWIGGITY SWOOGY!
Erwin: . . . . . . . . Wut?
Hange: . . . . . . *crying in a corner*
Isabel and Farlan: Eh?
I dare Levi to act gay while saying 'SWIGGITY SWOOGY' at random times throughout the whole chapter- Crystal_The_Writter
Levi: Why me?
SWIGGITY and SWOOGY: Why us?
Levi: Why them?
Scarlet: DUN DUN DUNNNNN, THE REACTION HAS RETURNED!!!
Gia: You all are crazy.
Phoenix: Like you're one to talk, Hange could take a sanity test and get a higher score than you.
I HOPE THAT WAS NOT OFFENSIVE _Shadow__Fist_
Sasha: BA DUM CSHHHHHHHHH, ROASTED, I THINK!!!
Gia: You and I are gonna have a very interesting relationship.
Phoenix: . . . . . . . . Agreed. . . . . . . . . *returns to what she was doing*
???: *super creepy giggling*
Scarlet: *screams*
???: *creepy-a** singsong voice* We got friends to play with~
Phoenix: . . . . . . . .
???: *sneaks up behind Phoenix*
Levi: SWIGGITY SWOOGY,
Ymir: PHOENIX, WATCH OUT FOR-
???: Hello friend!
Phoenix: *suuuuuper high-pitch screaming* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! LUCY KICK *kicks ??? away Lucy style*
Lucy: *appears* SHE STOLE MY KICK! *disappears*
???: *flying away because of the kick* I'M A GHOST, HOW DID YOUR LEG NOT PASS THROUGH ME?!
Levi: SWIGGITY SWOOGY???!!!
Everyone: *eardrums have exploded*
Scarlet: THAT SCREAM WAS SO LOUD, THAT I COULD HEAR IT FROM HERE!!! DANG IT, AUTO-CARROT STOP AUTO-CARROTING EVERY WORD I TYPE!
~ One Day Time Skip Brought To You By Phoenix Screaming ~
Phoenix: LUUUUUUUCCCCCCCYYYYYYYY KIIIIIIIICK!!! *kicks a random person*
Random Person: *flying away* WHYYYYYYYYY???!!!
Scarlet: Dayum, she really loves that kick.
Bertholdt: Did you have to bring your room and all those Titans with you?
Scarlet: Yes.
Bertholdt: Why?
Scarlet: There's gonna be a lot of screaming when Phoenix gives birth.
Bertholdt: You're right.
Levi: *right eye twitching* SWIGGITY F*CKING SWOOGY!!!
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