This chapter is also dedicated to Fuyuka1 because why not?
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Scarlet: PEOPLE, and Titans, GUESS WHAT!!!!
Armin: What?
Scarlet: Shut up, coconut.
Sylph: Don't talk to my Armin that way! Let's go, baby coconut. *leaves*
Armin: *scrambles after her*
Scarlet: After that SYLMIN moment. . . . . . WHO ELSE WANTS TO GUESS?!
Sasha: POTATOES?
Conny: FRIED CHICKEN?
Hange: TITANZ?
Eren: TITANZ?! LET ME AT THEM!!
Scarlet: NOPE! WE HAVE SOMEONE JOINING US! *opens the door to reveal Fuyuka1 *
Fuyuka: HEY PEOPLE!
Mostly everyone: Hey.
Phoenix: Dear Reiner-sama, let's go eat cotton candy clouds together!
Reiner: After that, we can hold hands and be together forever!
Both: *laughs hysterically*
Fuyuka: *right eye twitching* Scarlet, I need gear.
Scarlet: Right here! *hands Fuyuka her gear*
Fuyuka: *after putting on gear* Reiner Braun.
Reiner: I'm busy talking with my flower, Phoenix.
Reinix: *laughs*
Fuyuka: *cracks knuckles* You ruined my OTP, and now, I'm going to ruin you.
Reiner: Chocolate fudge.
~~~Time Skip Brought To You By Fuyuka's Awesomeness~~~
Reiner: *is dead*
Phoenix: . . . . . . . . .
Fuyuka: *grinning like a madwoman*
Bertholdt: *walks over to Phoenix* I-I'm sorry.
Phoenix: I'm beginning to think my name is 'I'm sorry.' You've been saying that to me a lot.
Bertholdt: I didn't mean love like-
Phoenix: I don't care, we're over and we are never getting back together. *leaves*
Fuyuka: MA OTP *cries*
Scarlet: *hugs Fuyuka* *pats her back* There, there Fuyuka-chan. I'm sure we'll get them back together. . . . . .somehow.
Matchmakers: Scarlet x Fuyuka.
Scarlet and Fuyuka: *poker face* Matchmakers, no!
Matchmakers: Matchmakers, yes!
Mirajane: *appears from nowhere* I SHALL CREATE A SHIP NAME SOOOOOOON! *disappears*
Levi: Before anything else happens, time for the dare.
I dare Isabel and Farlan to kiss in front of Levi.
Scarlet: WHO ISABEL AND FARLAN!!!
Levi:. . . .,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Wrecking ball: *destroys the building*
Isabel and FARLAN: *comes in sitting on the wrecking ball* I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!!!
Sylph: They are Isabel and Farlan.
Tiamat and Aruru: THEY STOLE MA ENTRANCE!!!!!
Isabel: Hey, big bro! *jumps off of wrecking ball*
FARLAN: Yo! *jumps off*
Scarlet: YOUR DARE IS TO KISS IN FRONT OF SHORTY OVER THERE!!,
Isabel: Easy as pie!
Farlan: We can definitely do that.
Both: *walk up to Levi* *kiss*
Levi: *slowly starts snapping photos*
Isabel and FARLAN: *seperate* CAN WE STAY, PLEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEE CAN WE STAY!!!
Fuyuka: Only if Scarlet is okay with it.
Scarlet: 👍🏻
Isabel and Farlan: THANK YOU SO MUCH, SCARLET-NEE!!!
Scarlet: Woah! So I'm now you're big sis.
Isabel and Farlan: YES!!!
Mikannie: *appears from nowhere* NEXT DARE, STILL FROM FUYUKA!!!
I dare Phoenix and Bertholdt to be locked in one room together for two hours.
Phoenix: What
Reiner: The
Bertholdt: Actual
All three: FUDGE???!!
Bertholdt: *silently hands Fuyuka a giant lollipop* *whispers* Thanks for this.
Fuyuka: Honey, Bertholnix is my OTP. *licks lollipop*
Bertholdt: *drags Phoenix to a room* *locks door*
Phoenix: *BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Scarlet: The girl and her profanities.
~First Hour~
Phoenix: Don't worry, my precious Reiner, we will only be parted for two hours.
Bertholdt: 😱
Phoenix: Don't act so surprised, colossal jacka**
Bertholdt: *stuffing face with ice cream* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Phoenix: *making a Reiner body pillow*
~ With the rest ~
Everyone: *ears pressed against the door*
Scarlet: Nothing.
Fuyuka: *sitting in a corner, crying and licking her lollipop* MA OTP!!!
Scarlet: *sits beside Fuyuka* There, there Fuyuka-chan.
Matchmakers except Phoenix: *whispers* I still ship it.
~ Next hour ~
Bertholdt: *unlocks the door*
Bertholnix: *steps out* . . . . . . . . .
Fuyuka: How did it go?
Reiner: Please say horrible, please say horrible.
Phoenix: WE'RE TOGETHER AGAIN!!!!
Fuyuka: BOOYA!!! (That rhymed)
Matchmakers: MA OTP IS ALIVE!!!!!
Isabel: What did you guys do in there?
Bertholnix: It included a bed.
Phoenix: And a blanket and pillows.
Farlan: You're kidding.
Matchmakers: *hardcore fangirling in a corner*
Bertholdt: YEP!
Phoenix: WE BUILT A FORT!!!
Everyone: *falls down anime style*
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