AOT TRUTH OR DARE!

MARCEL'S CRUSH

I dare Marcel to say his crush- Fuyuka1

Marcel: Whyyyyyyyyy?

Fuyuka: Why not?

Marcel: But. . . . . But. . . . .

Scarlet: BUTTS ARE FOR SITTING, NOT FOR SASSING!

Phoenix: Where did you hear that from?

Scarlet: Superman's grandmother

Akane and Tohka: SUPERMAN IS DEEEEEAAAAADDDDDD!!!!! *cries*

Bertholdt: I don't understand these children

Akane: *grabs a sword*

Tohka: *grabs a sledge hammer*

Bertholdt: All of a sudden, I understand everything. These children are no better than Phoenix *hides in a corner*

Everyone: WHAAAAAAAAAT???!!!!!

Phoenix: *dramatically wipes away a tear* I'm so proud

Scarlet: Now, Marcel, who your crush?

Marcel: Uh. . . . .um. . . . Hey! We just got a dare that says Scarlet has to cosplay as whoever she wants and that person has to cosplay as her!

Scarlet: We did?!

Bertholnix, Akane and Tohka: Chocolate fudge

Scarlet: I CHOOSE BERTHOLDT! *pulls out a Bertholdt wig*

Bertholdt: Wut?

Scarlet: *drops a Scarlet wig on Bertholdt's head* NOW COSPLAYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Bertholdt: Okay, okay, jeez. *in the girliest voice he could manage without sounding stupid* I AM SCARLET AND

BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT

BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT

BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHJOLDT

BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHILDT BERTHILKDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT

BERTHOLDT BERTHJOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT

BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT

BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT BERTHOLDT *inhuman fan girl screeching* *nosebleed*

*collapses from lack of air*

Everyone except Scarlet: He killed it

Scarlet: Meh, I would've screamed more Bertholdt. Anyway, it my turn! *puts on wig*

MIKASA: Before you start

Crystal: Your somewhat trigger word

Gia: Bertholnix

Scarlet: I AM BERTHOLDT HOOVER AND I LOVE SCARLET NOT PHOENIX, SCARLET IS MY WAIFU AND NIT PHOENIX, I WILL ALAWAYS AND FOREVER LOVE SCARLET SO PHOENIX CAN GO AND CRY HER TITAN TEARS BECAUSE SCARLET IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!! *inhuman fan girl screeching* *nosebleed* *dies*

Phoenix: Since BERTHOLDT killed it, I'm gonna say, Scarlet revived it.

Bertholdt: I thought Bertholnix was her OTP

Crystal: It is

Gia: But she's your #1 fan

Annie: Seriously, her lock screen is a picture of you blowing a kiss.

Bertholdt: . . . . . . . .

Hange: NOW WHO IS MARCEL'S CRUSH, HMMMMMMMMM???????

Marcel: Fine, it's Scarlet.

Everyone: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sasha: I totally called it!

Scarlet: *magically revived* BBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT *inhuman fan girl screeching* *nosebleed* *dies again*