R.I.P JEAN!

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Scarlet: WE GOT SOOOOO MANY DARES!

Phoenix: If you call four dares many dares then yeah, we got many dares.

Scarlet: SHUT YOUR FACE, WET BLANKET!

Phoenix: *poker face*

Annie: No nonsense t-

Scarlet: NUUUUUUU, THERE MUST BE NONSENSE TODAY! THERE MUST BE NONSENSE!!!

Everybody: *sweatdrops*

Levi: Are you drunk?

Scarlet: NO! I'M JUST ECSTATIC!

Reiner and Connie: *covers ears* NO BIG WORDS! NO BIG WORDS!

Scarlet: SINE!

Reiner and Connie: Sine is not a big word.

Scarlet: Sine means the trigonometric function that is equal to the ratio of the side opposite a given angle (in a right triangle) to the hypotenuse.

Reiner and Connie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *brain overload* *dies*

Everybody except Reiner and Connie: 0_0

Hanji: How do you know that?

Levi: Seriously how?

Phoenix: What they said.

Erwin: How on earth could you know such a thing?

Annie: You're an idiot.

Scarlet: HEY! I MAY SEEM LIKE AN IDIOT HERE BUT I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I WAS 0.1 MARKS AWAY FROM BEING THE TOP OF MY CLASS.

Everybody: . . . . . .

Scarlet: AND I GOT THE MEANING OF SINE FROM A DICTIONARY!

Everybody: I KNEW YOU WERE AN IDIOT!!!

Scarlet: AN IDIOT THAT WAS 0.1 MARKS AWAY FROM BEING THE TOP OF HER CLASS!

Everybody: Let's just do the dares.

PHOENIX HAS TO BE NICE TO REINER FOR TWELVE CHAPTERS AND HAS TO KISS HIM IN SOME WAY IN THOSE 12 CHAPTERS.

Reiner: *comes back to life and hears the dare*

Reiner and Phoenix: *Armin scream when Eren gets eaten*

Everyone except Reiner and Phoenix: *eardrums explode*

Reiner and Phoenix: WHYYYYYYYY??!!!! WHY THIS TERRIBLE MISTAKE OUT OF ALL PEOPLE??!!! WAIT, WHO YOU CALLING A TERRIBLE MISTAKE??!!! YOU LITTLE-

Scarlet: BE NICE!

Connie: I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING!

SASHA: ME TOO!

ARMIN: IS THAT WHAT I SOUND LIKE WHEN I SCREAM?!

MIKASA: YES!

ANNIE: NOW YOU KNOW WHAT WE FEEL!

PHOENIX: MY KISSES ARE RESERVED FOR BERTHOLDT AND BERTHOLDT ALONE!!

REINER: I WILL NEVER LET THOSE DISEASE-RIDDEN LIPS TOUCH ME!

SCARLET: CAN WE ALL STOP YELLING??!!

TIAMAT: WE WOULD IF WE COULD HEAR ANYTHING!

Scarlet: *magically restores everyone's hearing*

Aruru: Finally.

Sylph: But the dare remains.

Phoenix: *sitting in a corner rocking back and forth* Me. . . . And. . . . Reiner. . . . Me. . . . . Nice. . . . Kiss. . . .Reiner. . . .12. . . .12 chapters.

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