SnapeXHermione

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Me: I have seen the scary side of Google.

Draco: *burst out in laughter* serves the mudblood right!

Hermione: NO! Did someone request this!?

Me: No....

Fred and George: *coughs awkwardly* maybe...

Hermione: WHAT WAS THAT!? *looks like she's about to punch them*

Fred and George: n..nothing

Hermione: good

Ron: I hate it.

Me: Anybody else hate it? Well besides me, Ron, and Hermione?

Fred and George: Even though it's funny we don't ship it.

Harry: Don't.

Luna: Don't.

Blaise: No way. This is a ship? I don't ship it.

Pansy:....I am forever blind..... *Shields her eyes*

Me: This is hard to actually say, but I agree with Parkinson.

Ginny: *rocks back and forth* so many nightmares will soon come.

Snape: *walks in* Excuse me miss F.... *Sees the ship* uh never mind. *Starts to walk off* 20 POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN!!!

Me: Oh come on!!!

Draco: I still don't know how a mudblood got into Slytherin.

Me: Why you little...

George: *holds my microphone and speaks into it* Weeeeelll

CRASH!!!!

George: Uh we are experiencing some technical difficulties... *Watches me and Draco fighting*

Fred: *starts to eat popcorn*

George: *also starts to eat popcorn*

Blaise: *eats popcorn as well* num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num...

Draco and Me: *stops fighting at look at Blaise* Uhh?

Blaise: *Stops eating for a second* Uhh *looks at the audience* See ya next time Gospel Truths! *Waves at ya guys*

Me, Fred, and George: *breaks out in song* This is Gospel for the fallen ones. Locked away in....

*Screen gos dark*

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