Jace: oh this will be fun 😈 *reading Tom's and Draco's choices*
Me: Tom you're up first *holding a machete*
Tom: okay who do i have to choose from? *folds arms*
Jace: *reads paper* Bellatrix
Bellatrix: *poofs up out of nowhere* ????
Jace: Lucius
Lucius: ...
Jace: and Snape aka Severus
Tom: *sighs, and takes my machete* I'd kiss Lucius.
Lucius: *smirks*
Tom: and I'd marry Severus *grins evilly, and slices Bellatrix's throat* that was fun
Bellatrix: *dead*
Me: *gives bellatrix potion, and the lady comes back to life* yeah I'm nit going to let anyone really die... We got young readers
Jace: Next Draco!
Draco: *looks annoyed*
Jace: Hermione, Apple, and Harry!
Draco: I suppose I'd kill Potter, kiss the apple, and *shudders* marry Granger.
Harry: Why do i get to die?
Draco: because i dont want to marry the apple or kiss you... That fact that if me and Granger ever do get married well at least our kids would be smart.
Apple/Harry: MEH/HEY!
Draco: *looks at Jace* how does potter die?
Jace: mehahahaha you have Avada him
Draco: .... *takes his wand out, and points it at Harry* ...... *hand starts to shake* i cant do it! *puts his wand away
Me: *shrugs* alright *points my own wand at Harry* Avada Kedavra!
Harry: *dies*
Ron: BLOODY HELL SHE JUST KILLED HARRY!!!!
Jace: wow
Me: *gives Harry a potion*
Harry: *comes back to life* .... What did i miss?
Jace: oh we forgot something you actually have to kiss the person you picked
Tom: *rolls his eyes, and kisses Lucius's hand* you didn't say where
Draco: wait does that mean we also have to marry the person we picked?
Me: no... You dont have to
Draco: okay... *kisses apple, and apple turns into a handsome human male*
Everyone besides apple: !?!!!?!?!??!!?!?
Apple: I'm human again!
Jace and me: what just happened?
Me: keep requesting kiss marry kills
Jace: *staring at human apple* yeah what she said
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Harry Potter Characters react to Harry Potter ships (#Wattys2018)
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