Harry Potter Characters react to Harry Potter ships (#Wattys2018)

Pansy X Voldemort X Harry X Draco

Pansy, Tom, Harry, and Draco: HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD!?

Me: You want the simple answer or the complicated answer?

Pansy, Tom, Harry, and Draco: simple -_-

Me: Duh! Of course it has!

Hermione: It's wrong on so many levels.

Ron: I really don't see this.

Fred and George: I see it.

Ginny: Of course you two do. This ship stinks.

Luna: Sorry guys. 10/10

Me: This ship is just strange.

Snape: Lastrange?

Me: Nope that is the last time you make a joke.

Snape: This ship can sink

Lily: Death is better then seeing this happen.

Everyone else: ....

Harry: Mom. That's so dark.

Apple: *shrieks*

Blaise: Weirdest ship ever. This was requested by draher