Tom Riddle x Hermione

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Me: Hehehe Hermione, Ron, and maybe Draco don't kill me ok.

Hermione: Why would we kill you?

Draco: Correction why wouldn't we?

Me: *Slaps Draco on the back of the head*

Draco: SEE! *points at me*

Ron:.... Give me food and I won't kill you.

Hermione and Harry: RON!

Me: *gives Ron food* Now guys look at the title.... *Runs off so no one will kill her.*

Hermione: uh...

Ron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Harry: no

Draco:..... I hate Granger and all, but she deserves better then him!

Me: *pokes head around corner* someone jelly?

Draco: NO!

Fred and George: *evil grins* Really?

Draco: YES! IM NOT JELLY!

Me: *evil grins* no one said you were.

George: *takes my microphone* So judges the results?

Me, Fred, Blaise: *raises hands* oh oh me me!!

George: Author?

Me: Please call me Fern (not my real name).

George: Okay Fern.

Me: *in strange voice* Uh what was the question?

Fred and Blaise: *claps* ohhh good answer!

Me: Anywho I like the ship! I mean if Tom Riddle you know when he went to Hogwarts? Well if he knew Hermione back then he might have turned out good. Plus they look cute together!

Hermione: She actually does have a good point...

Ron: What!!??

Luna: I don't actually like it...

Pansy: *can't stop laughing*

Blaise: *cough* ship it *cough cough*

Ginny: Nope.

Ron: NO!!!

Harry: Ain't gonna happen.

Me: Fred, George?

Fred: I think know...

George: The answer to...

Fred and George: That!

Me, Fred, and George: *Holds up signs that say 10/10 and Tomione forever!*

Draco, Harry, Ron: *Gives me, Fred, and George dirty looks*

Me, Fred, and George: THEIR ARE SOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!

Tom Riddle: *show up out of nowhere* Where am I?

Me: The year 2017!

Tom: *takes out wand to see it was replaced with a pretzel stick.* W..what happened to my wand?! *Very angry*

Me: you mean this! *Holds up Tom's wand*

Tom: Give that back!

Me: Ah ah ah. Not until you react to this. *Points at the title*

Tom: FINE! *Looks at Hermione* Is that Hermione?

Me: yep *pops the p*

Tom: I guess. I don't know hand me back my wand!

Me: Yay! Hermione go with him to the past that way you can turn him good! *Gets on knees and starts to beg.*

Hermione: NO!

Tom: *leaves room*

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