Harry Potter Characters react to Harry Potter ships (#Wattys2018)

Bella Swan/Cullen X Draco

Bella: *poofs up* 

Me: oh no she's back

Remus: *takes broom, and sweeps her out of here*

Me, Cedric, Harry, and J.K. Rowling: Thanks Remus/Mr. Lupin

J.K. Rowling: *Leaves to write another book*

Harry: who was that?

Everyone besides me: *shrugs*

Me: anywhosies

Tom: that's not a word really

Me: don't care! On with the shipping ducks!!!!!

All the readers: Ducks?

Me: I'm writing with only two hours of sleep....

Monokuma from Danganronpa: *slams a hammer onto a button* IIIIIITTTTTT'SSSSSS SSSSHHHHIIIIIIIPPPPPIIIIINNNGGGG TIIIIMMMME!!!!!!!!!

Ron: bloody hell my ears *covers ears*

Hermione: Who votes for the ship?

Fred, George, and Cedric (the puppy): *puts up hands*

Hermione: against?

Everyone else: *puts up hands*