it was a normal day for apple
he was being lazy as always
just sleeping in the damn fruit bowl you lazy piece of shit
but then he woke up
and hopped on discord
he went to cvoltons private server discord
and found out it reached 1,000,000 members
everyone was partying
the spam was real
everyone was online
all the mods were having sex
making new levels
here was everything said
appel: sakujes
dhl: ew apple fuck off
appel: no u
mat: yeah i was high af man
square: yeah i know i was too bro
appel: wtf is going on
mat: oh nothing
atmo: they're talking about how high they were
appel: oh
ql: they were high
on a ferris wheel
appel: you are so fucking dumb
ql: sakujes
maincrabot: sakuješ*
jman: lol
ql: fuck you maincrabot
nekro: :rage: THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SERVER :cross: NO SWEARING :underage: :rage:
dhl: strok for spamming that again
---in #strikes-log..---
dhl: strok nekro for christian server again
dhl: ok he has annoying peopole now
---in #cvoltongdps---
nekro: why me has annoying ppl
dhl: because you're an annoying shit
appel: be nice
maincrabot: be mean
appel: be nice
maincrabot: be mean
appel: :nou:
jman: hey guys i wanna open a portal
appel: to where the nether
jman: no u maincra
dhl: where
ql: tell me
atmo: shut up
jman: in celebration of july 4th
jman: i mean 1 million people shit
jman: i will open this portal to fartlands
appel: sounds fun
ql: woah
cvolton: holy sheet
xxkid_192xx: OMG DONT SWEAR
dhl: @xxkid_192xx fuck fuck fuck
cvolton: atmosphex can you not be gay
atmo: what
chap: hi
atmo: bye impossiblechap
chap: well bye
jman: lets fuckin go
718,518 out of the 1,000,000 members: wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
---through the portal---
appel: woah where are we
jman: hell
appel: oh okay
???: TACO STAND OPEN COME GET SOME
dhl: oh boy lets get tacos
--dhl walks over to the guy--
dhl: hello can i have a taco
???: DESPACITOOOOOOOO
dhl: thats my layout u maincra
mat: maincra
appel: maincra
egg: maincra
appel: egg
egg: egg
appel: egg
egg: egg
appel: egg
egg: egg
appel: egg
egg: egg
appel: egg
egg: egg
appel: egg
egg: egg
appel: egg
egg: egg
mat: stroked both for spam
egg: shit egg
appel: egg gone call again later
???: my name is
JOHN CENA
dhl: okay
mat: wait are you actually fartman
john cena: whos fartman
appel: WE'LL FIND THAT OUT THIS SUNDAY NIGHT!!!!!!
john cena: :thinkhang:
john cena: just take your pois- i mean take your tacos
everyone: yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
and the adventure continues soon tm
YOU ARE READING
the magical adventures of apple and other friends that he hates in cvoltongdps
Fanfictionme and other people in cvoltons gdps go on an adventure to go find some dikis and treasure and stuff
