the magical adventures of apple and other friends that he hates in cvoltongdps

hugging a lennyface

dhl: ok so we got our tacos

jman: no shit sherlock

appel: nekro don't you fucking do it

nekro: i wont

square: good

atmo: so what are we doing?

dhl: idk ask jman he opened the portal

jman: idfk

atmo: great

appel: wait so

appel: why did you bring us here

jman: because i can

appel: fair enough

chap: šakujes

maincrabot: :fals:, ur an idiot chap

chap: no u

appel: lol roasted by nightbot

maincrabot: maincrabot*

appel: shit

chap: lol roasted by maincrabot

appel: stfu

dhl: no u

appel: dhl get outta here

dhl: why

appel: because i

said so

dhl: ok

jman: can we like go find something

dhl: ok

jman: like this weird dog

dog: meow

everyone: why the fuck is it meowing

jman: because it can

dhl: wot

square: i'm confused kinda

appel: seems normal to me

appel: lets go eat it

jman: uhh okay apple whatever you say

egg: egg

appel: egg gtfo from here

egg: but egg

appel: egg ur ass

egg: egg sad

appel: good

--everyone walks to the dog--

dhl: hi dog

dog: im trying to make tiny puppies please leave me alone

appel: ok bye

jman: ...

appel: no dots jman

jman: ...........................................................

appel: :stop:

jman: :nou:

arcane: wait so why are we still watching this dog make tiny puppies?

everyone: idk

arcane: lmao

maincrabot: im dead

dhl: lets go to somewhere

jman: somewhere like..

jman: meme hell?

dhl: wheres that

jman: look behind you u maincra

dhl: oh ok

appel: MEMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

--apple runs as fast as he can to meme hell--

jman: appel slow down

dhl: lets just go then

--everyone goes to meme hell--

appel: OH PRAISE THE MEMES, ALL THE MEMES, THEY SHALL BE SUMMONED UPON THE EARTH, I SACRIFIC- oh hi guys

dhl: are you about to sacrifice that orange to the meme god

appel: yes

dhl: wtf

square: wait so what do we do here

meme lord: THERES MEMES THAT'S WHAT SQUARERETARD!

square: how did you know my nam-

meme lord: BECAUSE I AM THE LORD OF MEMES!

square: k

dhl: wait.. is that a lennyface?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

dhl: well... my name is "dahugLENNY" so..

--dhl walks to the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)--

appel: are they gonna kiss? date? make babies?

jman: hopefully

arcane: wot

egg: make baby eggs

appel: stfu egg

dhl: egg you get annoying people back

egg: yay

appel: finally

dhl: lenny.. my name is lenny.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

dhl: i like how you talk

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

dhl: i must ask you..

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

appel: WILL YOU MARRY HIM!?!?!?

dhl: stfu appel

dhl: will you hug me because my name is "daHUGLENNY"?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

--( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) walks to dhl--

dhl: thank you

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

--( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) punches dhl in the throat--

dhl: thats not exactly what i wanted but okay

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

dhl: thanks for the punch though bye

appel: wtf was that

jman: you're the one writing this cringe story appel

appel: :tru:

square: is there gonna be a part 3..?

appel: yes

--everyone except apple hides--

appel: welp

appel: okay

appel: i'm gonna just spend a few days in meme hell thanks

and the adventure continues soon (tm)