apple: yes stop being annoyingg
dhl: you're the one with annoying people
apple: not if i lose it
dhl: funny joke
apple: i hak into ur acc and remove lololololxdolxolxdodxloxdldxodokpyjnoet0oe
dhl: what
jman: so what now?
dhl: idk
egg: egg
apple: egg-
egg: egg
apple: EGG-
egg: egg
apple: EGG-
egg: egg
apple: EGG STA-
egg: egg
apple: staph egg
egg: egg
apple: YOU SON OF A BITCH
appel: I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU
egg: no
appel: DONT YOU FUCKING RUN AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEE
egg: im not even moving
appel: oh sorry i thought you were a cat
egg: gay
apel: no u
dhl: so whats behind that spooky scary-
appel: SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINEEEEEE
dhl: ..door
egg: SHRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK YOUR SOULLLLL SEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHTTTTT
dhl: fucking
--dhl walks to the SPOOKY SCARY DOOR SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR FACE--
appel: dunt open it dhl
appel: i wanna open it and sacrifice my life for whats behind it
dhl: ok
--appel walks to the door and opens it--
cvolton: THANKS FOR LETTING ME OUT OF HERE! YIPPEE! I HAD TOO MANY COMPUTER HOTDOGS!
appel: wat?
--appel looks around--
everyone: theres fucking hotdogs everywhere
--everyone runs to the hotdog stands--
dhl: hi can i have a hotdog?
hotdog stand runner: THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT! WITH JOHN CENA!
dhl: are you john cena again?
john cena: indeed.
dhl: you fuck-
john cena: take this computer hotdog
--everyone takes one--
everyone: kthxbai
dhl: so.. what is this?
appel: a hotdog
appel: dumbass
nekrobot: nekrobot starting..
nekrobot: ded.
appel: wot nekro you cant just pop in like that in the story
arcane: can i?
appel: NO
skullboss: how about me?
appel: HELL NO
chap: me?
appel: no suk my diki
chap: aww
appel: oh look at that much shinier and nicer hotdog stand!
--everyone walks to the shinier and nicer hotdog stand--
egg: hi can me have hamburger
hotdog stand runner: WE ONLY SELL HOTDOGS, YOU DUMBASS.
egg: i hate hotdogs
hotdog stand runner: WHAT? HOW DARE YOU HATE WIENERS!
MY WIENERS HERE ARE SUPER LONG AND BIG!
egg: hotdogs suk diki
hotdog stand runner: YOU MUST DIE!
--the hotdog stand runner picks up egg--
hotdog stand runner: GET READY TO DIE YOU UGLY EGG!
egg: i've been waiting for this moment for my entire life
to finally leave this earth
fuck u
hotdog stand runner: COME DOWN MY FRIEND!
--a piece of corn falls down from the sky and hits the hotdog stand runner--
corn: MEOWWWWWWW
--the corn smashes eggs shell off--
egg: yes continue
--suddenly, a giant bottle of hot sauce falls on egg completely killing him leaving only 2 gallons of yolk behind--
appel: rip egg
appel: never liked him
dhl: k lets go home now
appel: we need to find more stuff though here in fartland
jman: tru
atmo: i'll be triggered if i don't have a role here
appel: stfu atmo thats your only message
appel: oh well eggs dead who cares lets leave
--everyone just walks away peacefully and normally--
the adventure continues soonish(tm)
YOU ARE READING
the magical adventures of apple and other friends that he hates in cvoltongdps
Fanfictionme and other people in cvoltons gdps go on an adventure to go find some dikis and treasure and stuff
