the magical adventures of apple and other friends that he hates in cvoltongdps

what the hell even happened this part?

appel: well egg is ded

dhl: oh well

appel: top 10 saddest anime deaths

--suddenly, popcorn rains down from the sky--

appel: wtf why is it raining popcorn

???: BECAUSE MY MOM IS MY DAD WHO HAD SEX WITH THEMSELF

dhl: sakuje

maincrabot: ???

--cvolton falls from the sky with a radio playing syn cole feel good--

cvolton: BABABA BDUHDU HDUHDU HB AUA BDUDHUDH UDHUDHUDH WOO BAUDBUADHUDH DUHDUHUDH UD BA

appel: k

dhl: DADUADHUAHADU BDUAUBJHUHUB WOO HUADBUDBAUBDAUASHUDBAUBD ADADU UA D UADADA BA

mat: dUDHDUDAUHADUH UD HAUDH UHD WUABUDA UBD ADUBDUB DBAUDBUADB WOO ABDUABUADBUDBAU ABUDABDUA

egg: EGGEGEGEGGEEGEGEGEGGEEGEGEGGEGEEGGEEGEG WOO EGEGEEGEGEGEGEGGGEGGEEGGGEGEGGEEGGGGG

appel: SAKUJESAKSUAEJSAUEJSAUEJASKUSEUKAUASEJUUASKASEUKUJASEASEUASESEUKASUEKASUEJSAUKESAUKUJUAE WOO SKAUASJEUASJEASKEUASKEUKSUKEAUEASEA

--2,000 replays later..--

cvolton: BAUDHUHDAU DBUA DBODBOAUDBOAJUHDU HDAU HDUH..

dhl: thats enough now

cvolton: rip

dhl: despacitoo

--luis fonsi jumps out from the ground--

luis fonsi: SI TE PIDO UN BESO VEN DAMELO

YO SE QUE ESTAS PENSANDOLO

LLEVO TIEMPO INTENTANDOLO

MAMI ESTO ES DANDO Y DANDOLO

SABES QUE TU CORAZON CONMIGO TE HACE BAM BAM

SABES QUE ESA BEBA ESTA BUSCANDO DE MI BAMBAM!!!!

dhl: despacito

appel: *slowly*

dhl: diki

--but then, before anything else happened, a giant tomato came out of the sun--

tomato: YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

--the tomato falls on the ground and splashes bananas everywhere.. seriously what is happening today?--

appel: wtf is happening

chap: idk

chap: WHAT THE FUDGE IS THAT

--a computer with purple eyes and a black cape runs to chap and eat his finger while farting up into space with it--

chap: apple what the hell is this story

appel: no idea

cvolton: UDDUHDUHUDBHUDHUDBHUDBHD DUHUBDHUD DHUVBDHBUDHBUDBHUDHBUDHUBD WOO DUHBUDHBUDHDBUHBUDBHBUHBDUHDBUHDBUHUHDBUHBUHDBUHBUHBDUHDBUHBDUDHUDHUHDIOFHSAHN

nekro: k

appel: hey atmo you should have absolutely no appearance in this part to trigger you lolxd

nekro: just pretend i'm atmo: okay

appel: got it atmo

atmo: JUIJH5Y9BG3IOJHOIG3IYO3-I-0HK-0WH0HOL-02LPG-L-G2;ERL-GLBH,4803UHF092J3G92348UYYYG0249GJW2H9UJ290H

appel: :delet:

dhl: sadly, egg has lived for 13 years and hasn't died since then, but egg died recently so yay

appel: SPOILERS!!!!111ONEONEOENONAOELEVENELVEN :one: :one:

everyone: :b:

--but then a discord logo falls from a cloud with the skype logo on it--

discord: waddup bitch

--appel kicks discord--

discord: hey the server administrators are supposed to kick YOU not me dipshit

appel: lets just end this part early..

dhl: k

everyone: good

jman: yes please

discord: NO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and the adventure continues some time