the magical adventures of apple and other friends that he hates in cvoltongdps

the frying pan

appel: okay part 3 is here you need to be in it

everyone: ughhh fine

appel: yey

dhl: so appel can we leave meme hell now

appel: nah

dhl: fuck

appel: MEMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-

--6,192 years later--

appel: -SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

appel: oh wait why am i so old

appel: im ded too

appel: wtf

appel: REWINDDDDDD

bhleblbehlbehlbhelbheblhee

--6,192 years ago--

appel: yay

dhl: appel i fucking hate you so much

appel: sam

square: whos sam

appel: ur mom ok lets leave

everyone: FUCKING FINALLY

jman: so where to?

egg: im hungry

appel: go eat urself fat shit

dhl: ohhhh roasted

square: stfu dhl

dhl: fine then faggot

appel: who says faggot anymore

dhl: me

appel: k

square: same with u appel

jman: egg theres a cooking place over there

egg: yay

dhl: wait its closed

egg: sad

dhl: nvm its open

egg: happy

dhl: lets go eat some eggs

egg: :rage:

dhl: okno

--everyone walks in to the cooking place--

chef: HEY HEY HEY

appel: 2 KIDS GON DIE TONIGHT

chef: am i a kid?

appel: no u

chef: i do not understand  your memes

--egg walks to the chef--

egg: hello sir i am hung-

chef: LOOKS LIKE THE EGGS CAME! WOO! I CAN FINALLY MAKE THAT EGG TACO EVERYONE WANTS!

dhl: an egg taco wtf

egg: happy

appel: what no

--the chef grabs the egg--

chef: alright little eggy

egg: please kill me as soon as possible

chef: why can you talk

egg: because egg can

chef: ok

--the chef puts egg on the frying pan--

egg: happy

chef: can you escape? HAHAHAHA

egg: yes theres a hole in this frying pan going down to.. hell? how far down is that hole

chef: wait what

--egg jumps down the hole--

egg: weeeeeeeee

appel: rip egg

appel: eh who cares lets go home

dhl: NO

appel: fine

jman: i wanna go home

--in.. hell? idk--

egg: hello?

???: hello egg

egg: AH WHO ARE YOU ARE YOU THE DEVIL

???: what? no. i am someone you know

egg: wait.. mommy? is that you? i missed you so much..

???: yes it is me

egg: MOMMY! YA-

???: lol not really

???: but i am someone you have seen and met

egg: wait so you are the devil?

???: WHY HAVE YOU SEEN THE DEVIL?

egg: i made a pentagram and summoned him because i didn't have enough yolk

???: kill me

egg: wait so who are you

???: WE'LL FIND THE ANSWER TO THAT THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WITH JOHN CENA!!

egg: wait you're john cena

???: yeah

egg: okay

john cena: how was the taco?

egg: i didnt eat it yet

john cena: YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

egg: oh wait you can wrestle me

john cena: thanks for the idea

egg: happy

john cena: do you wanna die?

egg: yes

john cena: ok i wont kill you heres a ladder to climb out of this frying pan

egg: sad but happy

john cena: bye

egg: bye bye

--egg climbs the ladder-

egg: im out yay

appel: ugh i wanted to eat you

egg: you can eat my dick when we get home

appel: yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

and the adventure continues.. soon-ish(tm)