English Teacher [Martinez Twins] - On Hold

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"Jims whore house, you got the dough we got the hoe." We had to mute the call from laughing so hard. "Eh what?" Muttered Emilio. "Cut it off." I said quickly and cut it off.

"Your no fun." Paris said to me and Brook agreed with her. "I was going to do Ivan next but if you don't want me to...okay I won't." They both stopped me and grabbed my phone. "L.A sperm bank. You squeeze it we freeze it. How may I help you?" Paris said trying to imitate a southern accent.

"Dude you said L.A...shit." I said realising she never muted it. "Haha I know who it is. Tessa go sleep man." Ivan said to what I think is Emilio. "Go sleep man." I imitated Ivan and cut him off as he began talking. "One more." We all nodded.

"Texas crematorium you stab em' we slab em' how may I direct your call?" I said into the phone putting on a deep voice. "I know man." Emilio said in the background and I heard a clicking noise. "Is Coria." What! "Who the hell is Coria its Cori. Clearly my English lesson-" I slapped a hand over my mouth, fuck.

"Told you it's Cori." Paris grabbed the phone off me and replied to Emilio. "You said Coria. Smart Alec." Ivan replied "his name is not Alec it's Emilio. Smart ass." She gave me the 'are they serious' look. "I was being nice-" Brook took the phone off her. "Nice talking to you Emily and Eva. Bye." She instantly cut it off.

Well this escalated. "It's not Ev-" she cut me off. "I thought they were girls." I looked at Paris, "what the hell did you give her?" She just shook her head and muttered, 'it wasn't my fault entirely'. I widened my eyes and looked away just as I laughed it off, still unclear of wether to be scared or unaffected by what just happened.