Akatsuki Boyfriend Scenarios

when you meet~

Pein
You sat on the edge of a cliff,
 looking at the sea below you and wondering your own thoughts.
"If I jump right now, would people start to miss me?"
You murmured under your breath.
As you closed your eyes, you started to feel someone's presence near by.
Your eyes flashed open as you automatically stood up.
"Who's there? I know someone's there!-"
"Yes, I know I'm here too."
A deep male voice from a fair distance behind interrupted you.
You slowly turned around and saw an orange haired, pale faced man who was trying to
free himself from branches. He looked a little tired out, probably a fellow shinobi trying to spar on his own and wound up trapping himself.
You groaned and sighed quietly.
The ginger was taking hell a lot of time so you offered him your help.
"I don't need your help."
Second later, he had freed himself and then disappeared. "The hell was that all about?" You asked yourself. "I know this was technically a "happy place for folks but I didn't think it was also a weirdo cliff." You shrugged and walked off. At least he was handsome.

Sasori
You finished putting on your Akatsuki cloak and glanced into the mirror.
"Who designed this..? They did a good job. It's warm too."
Few knocks were placed onto your door followed by a familiar deep male voice.
"Are you decent?"
"Yes." You answered.
Pein opened the door and scanned you a little.
"Welcome, this is your new home. I strongly suggest you get a proper feel for the area."
You nodded with a smile and instead of wondering around,
you tried to find the kitchen.
'Cause you were hungry as hell.

"Who are you?"
You quickly turned around and saw a red headed boy.
"Oh sorry, did you want any of this?"
"..." He simply watched you.
"No? ..."
It was an awkward silence between you two. "Okay I'm just gonna put the plate down real slow and walk away. Okay?" You put both hands up and stepped back, while the red-haired male just watched you moonwalk back to your room.

Deidara
You fastly quickened your pace and slammed the front door open.
"Village is being attacked! Coming through! Watch out!"
No answers.
You ran around the house, slamming all the doors open only to see empty rooms.
The last room was forbidden and you have been warned to stay out of there.
You slowly started moving towards the door, making the wooden floor creak.
"Anyone here ....?"
When you grabbed the door knob, your hair was instantly pulled back by somebody.
The person behind you let out a small chuckle then spinned you around.
You widened your eyes when you saw that it wasn't anyone you knew.
His blue orbs stared into your [e/c] ones before he let go of your hair,
making you fall against the wall onto the ground.
You quickly got up and tried to run away.
But failing like you usually do,
you were grabbed by neck and pushed back against the wall.
"Now where do you think you're running off to so suddenly?"
The very nice eyed man lifted you up and threw you over his shoulder. 
"Let me go you bastard!"
He ignored your pleas and continued onward.
After he got out of the house, he placed you onto a huge white bird.
It seemed like a bird but it felt like it was made of clay, 'the amount of shit that thing must produce must be horrific' you thought.
"I guess Sasori isn't coming after all." The blonde muttered. You sighed a bit and gripped his shoulders as the bird began to fly. "Ugh I hate this thing..." You grumbled. "My name is Y/N. What's yours?" The blonde turned to you and smirked, "Name is Deidara. Good to meet you."

Hidan
"What. The. Actual. Fuck?"
You took a turn to the left and just stood there.
Looking, kind of enjoying, the view what was in front of you.
Thousands of lifeless bodies just laying on the sandy ground.
You heard a male laugh behind you what was getting louder as if it were approaching.
One drip.
Two drips.
You stared at the ground, looking at the blood that was dripping from the scythe that had 
stabbed your chest.
You slowly gripped the scythe from behind with your shaking hand and pulled it out of you,
leaving the man stunned.
As you pulled it out, you collapsed right onto the ground.
"Ehh," He questioned, clearly confused, "I stabbed you right in the chest, how come you're not dead?"
You shot a glare at the crazy psychopath as you turned your head.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" You stood up
Your hand flew across his face multiple times.
"Tch."
He was about to stab you again when you suddenly gripped the handle.
"I am clearly immortal, you stupid fuck."
You let go and scanned the cemetery around you before disappearing from the scene,
leaving the psychopath in the forest.
"Where am I going to make sacrifices for Jashin now ...?" You whined quietly.