Don't mess with May!- ft tag at end

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Authors Note:
Wow I'm looking up my stats and 65% of my reads are from the United States

Why hello Americans

This still is going to be in chat form 

I'M LAZY shhhh (apparently people like it though?)

WARNING I'M READING OVER IT
AND IT IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER WRITTEN

I AM SO SORRY IN ADVANCE 

May and Co.

Triplett: May

May: What?

Triplett: I know your secret

May: What are you talking about?

Skye: oooh what secret? ;)

Triplett: Mays log entry 1...

May: Okay shut up

Triplett: :(

Triplett: I knew you liked him ;)

Coulson: Liked who?

Triplett: Well....

May: NICK FURY OF COURSE HAHAHA what a babe

Simmons: Woah

Coulson: Okay lol.

Skye: Rest in Peace Coulson 2k17

Coulson: Lol what I'm not dead

Skye: Stop using "lol" it's embarrassing 

Coulson: LMAO

Coulson: I just want to be hip with you youngsters :(

Skye: ....

May: Trip if you want to live, I would stop talking

Triplett: Yes mam

Coulson: WTF!

Skye: Old man do you even know what that means?

Coulson: Sure I do

Skye: Well?

Coulson: Water the flowers lol (A/N I SWEAR THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER WRITTEN IN MY LIFE I'M GONNA JUMP OF A BRIDGE)

May: Lame

Coulson: no I am being serious my flowers are drying up (A/N KILL ME)

Triplett: Oh by the way I have a question for you Coulson

Coulson: Yeah?

Triplett: Do you have abs

May: ...

Coulson: What makes you think that?

May: !!!

Triplett: I have my sources

May: Triplett

May: You

May: Better

May: Run

Triplett: HAHA gotta blast

Triplett left the chat!

Ward: What is even happening?

Skye: From what I have just read

Skye: May is going to kill Triplett

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