Authors Note:
Hey guys,
I'm so sorry that I have not posted in so long
But, I made an extra special chapter for you all
WARNING: This is a crackhead chapter, I am not sorry
This is a collab with _sallyr_ who is sleep deprived and currently eating pasta
I laughed so hard while writing this, I spilt spaghetti all over me
BTW this is completely unedited so prepare yourselves
The shield gang sat around the large metallic table, sheets of paper scattered everywhere, containing the plans to raid hydras main weapons facility.
Coulson: So, this seems like a solid plan, any objections?
The room remained silent
May: No objections here, but we will need extra agents on the job, Fitzsimmons you in?
Fitzsimmons both nodded in unison
Triplett: Gear up everyone, this is gonna be a long task
Ward: By the way, who is hydra and why has it only been mentioned now in the story?
Skye: Because the writer is running out of ideas...
All agents sat quietly in the shield bus
Fitz: You don't think that we will die right?
Coulson: Of course not, we are shield after all
Suddenly the bus jolted and the room turned pitch black, with the sudden green hue of the warning lights appearing
Fitz: I spoke too soon...
May returned from the cockpit wearing a parachute
May: I'm out of here
May jumped out the plan, whilst simultaneously signalling the rest of the agents to follow
Ward: I just have to use the little hydra facility, if you know what I mean
Everyone shrugged, jumping out the plane to give Ward his privacy as well as not die in a plane crash
After the plane crashed, Ward emerges from the rubble, unharmed
Ward: That was not successful, those shield burritos really took a toll on me
The rest of the gang stare back shocked
Skye: I am breaking up with you
Ward: I might have to try again later, I took some laxatives earlier, they should be kicking in anytime soon
Ward said completely unfazed
Fitz: Its highly unlikely that there is a loo in a weapon holding facility
Ward: Yes, there is, if you go around the back of the building, turn left at the tree, it should be behind the rose bush
Fitz: How the hell did you know that?
Ward: I do my research...
As the agents made their way in the facility, they scanned the room to search for any anti-agents
Ward: There is nothing but dust on these floors...
Triplett: Don't they have a hydra vacuum
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AOS Truth Or Dare!
FanfictionA series based on ideas that come at the top of my head (Just to clarify that it is based on the original team from season 1) An appearance from other marvel characters in later chapters Warning: May contain terrible mistakes that I cannot be bother...
