AOS Truth Or Dare!

Christmas fun with Thanos

Authors note

If you haven't read my previous chapter, please do! No one seemed to get the notifications of it

I am proud of that chapter too

Enjoy the Christmas chapter

😊

May: Yeah nah mate I don't want to trick or treat

Skye: Why did you just turn Australian?

May: That is none of your business

Parker: Wait what am I going to do with my iron man costume then?

Parker sighed in annoyance

Coulson: What May says goes

Ward: Wait a minute, I thought the author was going to create another Halloween chapter?

Simmons: Yeah but she completely forgot and now it's Christmas

Fitz: and don't forget she added way too many characters to keep up with

Strange: WHAT DID I TELL YOU GUYS!

Ward: We know we know, time is irrelevant here, so it can't be Christmas blah blah blah

Strange: Exactly

Thanos: Did somebody say Christmas?

Coulson: Ew who are you?

Thanos: I am santa

Parker: OH hell no you're Thanos

Bucky: Well this is just wonderful

Bucky said sarcastically

Thanos: Shhh I am here to bring you all some presents

Quill: You call a present killing my girlfriend?!!!

Thanos: Haha whoops

Bucky: And making us all turn into dust and live in this stupid soul stone

Ward: Wow that is just low santa

Skye: Shut up he isn't santa

Loki: You have some nerve coming here, look at my neck you PURPLE AS* LOOKI-

Thanos interrupted

Thanos: All those things had to be done, for the greater good

Quill: THE GREATER GOOD? ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Thanos: Well I thought you would all be quite bored, so I thought I would surprise you all, and this is the thanks I get?

Fitz: It isn't really a happy surprise

Skye: Yeah, I would rather stay bored thanks

Thanos: Anyway, do you want the presents or not?

Simmons: Depends what the present is

Strange: The present I would really like is the time stone please

Thanos: HAHAHAHAHA like that is going to happen

Bucky: How about the present be you telling everyone on Earth that we are actually alive?

Thanos: Nah that completely ruins the fun

Triplett: I won't accept any gift unless you're in the appropriate santa attire

Thanos imagined a santa outfit and it appeared on his body

Thanos: HOHOHO the present is my freshly baked cookies

Parker: That is the shadiest thing I have ever heard of

Bucky: That's a no from me

Strange: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SOUL STONE? TIME IS IRRELEVANT AND THEREFORE NONE OF US ARE EVEN HUNGRY YOU BIG PURPLE BIT-

Thanos: Wow that guy has some anger issues

T'Challa: I will try your cookies

Triplett: I wouldn't if I were you

Fitz: Who knows what the ingredients are

T'Challa: If I can handle a vibration martini, I can handle a silly cookie

Thanos: I feel like I should be offended

T-Challa took a bite and then made a face of shock and pure fear

Simmon: OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

T'Challa: I forgot...

Fitz interrupted

Fitz: YOU MADE A COOKIE WITH MIND ERASING POWERS

T'Challa: I-I forgot

Wards: its okay dude it's okay

Ward patted his back in sympathy

T'CHalla: I forgot I was lactose intolerant

Ward: ...

Fitz: ...

Literally everyone: ...

Thanos: Whoops there is milk in this recipe

Park: You can handle a vibranium martini, but you can't handle a bit of dairy?

T'Challa: I am very sensitive

Thanos was laughing, while he was distracted May grabbed the infinity gauntlet from his wrist

May: HAHAHAHA FINALLY

Thanos: Hey give that back

May: Why would I do that, I want to leave this hell hole

Coulson: That's my girl

Loki: HAHAHAH YES GOOD JOB HUMAN

May: Thanos you can have it back one condition

Quill: Don't reason with it, just take us back to Earth!

Thanos: What is your condition?

May: You sing me a Christmas carol

Thanos: Well that isn't hard

May: But the song that you must sing is Lady Gaga's 'Christmas tree'

Thanos: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Skye: Wow that song is a bop

May: You must do a little dance too

Thanos: You have got to be kidding me

Skye imagined a stereo and the iconic words of lady gaga was blasting through at full volume

Thanos began singing and started doing an interpreted dance

Simmons was laughing under tears was forming in her eyes

The song finally finished

Thanos: I did what you wanted and now give me back the stones

May: Nah I was never going to give you the gauntlet, I just wanted some entertainment

May activated the soul stone by pressing it (A/N idk man)

Everyone disappeared except Thanos

Thanos: Are you kidding me??? Take me with youuuuuuuuuuu

Authors note:
Thanks for another great year everyone

Hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas or whatever you celebrate

I hope i remembered to add every character this time lmao

Thanks for putting my story #1 for Fitzsimmons and Skyeward

Until next time...