Gerard waited patiently in the bathroom room stall. The same stall as usual.
After a few minutes, there was a knock on his door and he opened it to reveal Brendon. Gerard stood aside to let Brendon in. After that he locked the door, so no-one else could come in.
"Blowjob?" Gerard asked it so casual. He was used to this all. But Brendon took him by surprise by shaking his head. "You wanna go all the way? You know I don't do that shit at school, Bren. You should have just asked me to come over after school." Gerard sighed, they all knew his rules. It annoyed him when they went against them.
"Actually," Brendon spoke, "I want you to teach me how you seduce men."
Gerard smirked. "Anyone in particular?"
Brendon nodded. "Ryan."
"No fucking way. You stay away from my best friend."
"Oh, come on. Why not? I just like him."
"Brendon Urie, if I see your fuckboy ass anywhere near Ryan Ross I will bite your dick off." Gerard wasn't fooling around. He was very protective over Ryan. Just because his own life was fucked up, didn't mean Ryan's should be too.
"But I won't hurt him, I just want him to like me and-"
"And to go down on him? No way. You stay away from him."
Brendon just stared at the ground in an annoyed manner.
"You still in for that blowjob?"
Brendon huffed before saying, "Yeah, why not."
***
"Brendon?" Ryan nearly choked on his drink, getting attention from most people in the diner.
"Yeah, but I told him I would bite his dick off if he tried anything, so you're safe. Don't worry, I got your back." Gerard took a sip from his milkshake.
"But, I mean, are you sure?" Ryan leaned over the table wanting to catch each word that left Gerard's mouth.
"Yeah, Ry, I'm sure. He wanted me to give him tips, so he could seduce you or whatever. He's a bit pathetic, right?"
Ryan shrugged his shoulders, slowly leaning back in his seat again.
"Seriously! You must be kidding me," Gerard spat out.
Ryan blushed. "What?"
"Oh, you know damn well what. You want that rat to seduce you, don't you? Have you been waiting for him to notice you?"
"No, it's just... He's kind of pretty, isn't he?"
"He's a fuckboy!"
"He's funny, though."
Gerard raised his eyebrow. "Do you seriously not understand what I'm saying?"
"I do, I just-"
"Ryan Ross, Brendon is a fuckboy and will just want to fuck you one time before losing interest and moving onto the next cute boy. You deserve better. Swear to stay away from Brendon Urie or I'll fucking tie you down on your bed."
"Sounds kinky," Ryan mumbled.
"Ry!"
"Okay, alright. Calm down, Gee. I won't go looking for it okay, but if he makes a move and kisses me, I won't stand for the consequences."
Gerard sipped his milkshake again, having calmed down a bit. "Good."
His phone buzzed in his pocket.
He unlocked it to see a new message.
Frank 🎸: hey, u feeling a bit better today?
Gee 💕😘: yeah, thank you for yesterday <3
"Gee, why are you smiling at your phone like that? You never smile like that when people text you." Ryan tried to figure out what was going on with his best friend, but he just didn't understand.
Gerard blushed. He felt more embarrassment now, than when Ryan walked in on him getting fucked by Bert. "It's nothing. Just leave it."
Ryan raised his eyebrow. "No, I'm not just leaving it. What's going on? Who makes you smile like that?"
"I told you, it's-"
"Omg!"
"What?"
"You totally have a crush," Ryan exclaimed loudly.
"Shush, don't raise your voice like that, Jesus, Ry."
Ryan just smiled, knowing he was completely right. "So, it's true? You do have a crush."
Gerard sighed. "Maybe, but I'm not gonna do anything with it. He's better off with someone else."
"What? Gee, the fuck? What do you mean by that?"
"I mean, he doesn't really know who I am yet and if he knows, he won't want to be seen near me."
"Gee," Ryan spoke in a caring voice, "There is nothing wrong with you. I mean, just look at you. I've never seen anyone prettier. You're glowing beauty and sexiness and just... You are you, Gee."
"It's not the lack of sexy I'm worried about, Ry. It's just... You know what they call me. I'm started to think they're right."
Ryan placed a hand on top of Gerard's. "Bitch, they are just jealous that you're getting all the dick and they get none. Slut-shaming bitches don't get dick. You do. There's nothing wrong with liking sex."
Gerard smiled a little bit. "Thanks, Ry. I knew you were my best friend for a reason."
"Honey, don't ruin the moment. Now, who is making you smile like an idiot who just won the lottery?"
"You swear you won't tell anyone or judge me?"
"You know me. I wouldn't do that."
Gerard took a deep breath. "It's Frank Iero."
Ryan just stared at his friend, his mouth wide open. "Frank, as in Frank that is in our maths class?"
Gerard nodded.
"How does he not know who you are? That doesn't make any sense."
"He texted me. Hold on," Gerard took his phone and opened his chat with Frank, scrolling all the way up. "Here," he said, as he handed Ryan his phone.
Ryan frowned as he read their earliest conversation and handed Gee his phone back when he was finished. "So he doesn't know what you look like?"
"Nope."
"Are you gonna keep it that way?"
"I don't really know, Ry," Gerard said, sighing, "He is so cute and I kinda wanna kiss him, but what if he doesn't like me anymore because he finds out I suck dick in bathroom stalls."
"Well, then he doesn't deserve your nice ass, does he?" Ryan drank the last bit of his milkshake. "You coming over to my place to gush over band members?"
Gerard smiled. "Definetely."
***
Look at me, mysteriously disappearing for months and then coming back with a short chapter.
Sorry, I haven't been motivated and I don't have a lot of inspiration for my other stories, but hopefully it will come back to me.
Hope you enjoy it.
Stay safe, my ducklings.
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xoGee (Frerard)
FanficFrank ?: hey this gee? Gee ??: The one and only sugar In which school slut Gee Way and punk loser Frank Iero become friends over text messages.