What the fuck. I trusted him too. I gave him another chance. And he fucking dumped me. For a fucking hoe. A fucking hoe. And he said he wasn't straight. What a liar. I was crying.
Suddenly, i got hit over the head with my 30 inch dildo.
"Ha, did i get you, little bitch?" It was lyla.
"What the fuck are you doing?" I could barely get up.
She then showed me a video of her and Santa making out the night Santa punished me. He must've left when i fell asleep!
Lyla had another guy with her, one of santas number one elves. His name was Eli.
"This is my main fuckboy, little bitch, I smash him when im not smashing your boyfriend."
I then felt anger. I got up and grabbed the 30 inch dildo and hit them both on the head, knocking them out instantly. I had time to get away. I ran out as far as i could, i couldn't see a thing because my eyes were full of tears. I can't trust anyone anymore. I just can't. I need to go rogue.
I pulled down my pants and put the whole dildo up my ass, pulled my pants up and kept running. I was finally rogue. I could do this. Im independent now, I don't need Nick or any of these mother fuckers.
I finally found an abandoned school bus i could sleep in.
I just couldn't fall asleep. I just kept thinking about how i trusted nick. He's just like everyone else. I give them my heart and they just break it. Maybe i should just give up.
Then, i heard a magic puff. Trev appeared.
"Trev? What the hell?"
"Ben, i know you've been through something. And I'm here for you brotha. You want a drink?"
"Uh, okay?"
He handed me five shots of vodka. I downed them all.
After about 30 minutes, we were both drunk.
"You know, what was i even complaining about? This is the life i should be in." I said, almost slurring every word.
"Fuck yeah. But bro, im kinda turned on. Y'all broke up with that douche nick right."
"Yeah, haven't told him yet tho, because he's a fucking cuntbag."
"Let's get it on bro."
"Fuck yeah."
Then, we ended up doing it, and using the 30 inch dildo. His ass was so tight. Time of my life.
I woke up the next morning.
"Dude, what the fuck happened?"
Suddenly, i ran quickly out of the bus and puked.
"Fuck, were we drinking?"
"Yeah man, and i think we fucking did each other."
"What the fuck? We were that drunk?"
"Yeah."
"Okay, im just forgetting about this shit. Let's just stay here."
"Agreed."
So, we just sat there most of the time, talking, laughing, puking, all of that jazz.
But then i got this feeling inside my chest and stomach.
Butterflies, my heart pumped faster every time i looked at him. His smile lit up the world. I didn't have much time with him left, i had to ask him now.
"Trev, have you ever thought about dating a guy?"
"I mean sure bro."
"Well, we don't have much time left, and I need to tell you something, just please listen."
