Carter Reunion Vo.2

Tipsy Linda

Mick and Linda are behind the bar at the vic
And it's clear to mick, L has already had a few too many...as she talks to Sharon on the other side
Ooo ur hair Sharon
Yeahh do you like it
It's alright I guess Shazzah
Oh, charmin
See this is why you need tips
Tips
Yeah you heard
From a lady that wears Lycra and flamingo earrings
Are you mocking my style
There's nothing wrong with that by the way. Mick pipes up
See
I love my girl in saucy Lycra
mick slaps Ls bum and she has a high pitched laugh
Haha
Nancy and Johnny both look over in embarrassment in the near distance
Service please
Won't be a minute Shazaa
Linda goes to attend to a customer with a glass of wine in her hand
Sorry about that Sharon, she's clearly you know had a bit too much of the old
Mick gestures tipping a bottle with his hand
You don't say
Sharon walks off
Mick turns to see Linda
so what can I do for you
Mick goes to drag L away
I don't think so
Bare me one minute mate yeah
I need to serve this customer mick
Nah, give me that
Why should I
Cos I think it's fair to say you may have had a bit too much
Linda laughs loud
I'm only just getting started, where's the strippers
Mick wrestles the wine glass off L and puts it on the side
L huffs
Come on sweetheart
I'm alright here though
Nah come on
Mick takes L to the top of the stairs landing
But mick can I have one more just one more
Nah what you're gonna do you're gonna get into bed and whack your trotters up yeah
Oh alright finnnee
Linda Huffs
Good girl
Mick has a long kiss with Linda
Stay up here with me, please
I will do
Yeah
Yeah, Linda kisses mick passionately
But first I gotta get back down stairs and *kiss*
Finish my shift..and then you can have that present I promised you, yeah?
Mick wonders to the door
Alright, come back up soon though, yeah
Yeah, I love you
I love you too my hairy superman
Mick turns
Oi cheeky
Linda giggles from behind and mick approaches the stairs
As Linda shouts
Party pooper you are Mr Carter
Mick smiles as he goes down the stairs